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Longoni

A tool of a Master Control operator, who has severe OCD. He has to use designated pens for each day. He says he has no money but spends it all on gambling. He calls everyone HOCE and complains about life, and always shows you pictures of his dog Fenway.
Quite being such a Longoni.
by Dr. OZ Phil March 18, 2013
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londonistan

The term for London, the capital of england, used by a french newspaper in reference to its radical islamist community. (use has become much more mainstream since the 7th and 21st july attacks)
London is now commonly referred to as "Londonistan" - a word used several times in different papers.
by esra August 23, 2005
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Longolier

Mysterious creature that edits or removes old entries on a blog - usually because the entries are embarrassing to the blogger. Longoliers are similar to the Ministry of Truth, in George Orwell's Book 1984, in that they function to falsify history.

Australian journalist and blogger Tim Blair was the first to use "Longoliers" to describe this phenomenon. The term was originally used by author Stephen King to describe beings who devour the past.
Longoliers have been busy in th archives of Little Green Footballs and The Daily Dish as the bloggers have moved from right to left on the political spectrum.
by Marcellus_vrw November 1, 2010
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Evan Longoria

I better remember to bring my sexy panties to the game so I can throw them at Evan Longoria.
by KimberFL April 25, 2009
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Longanistas

A group of friends, involving at least a few Filipinos, who regularly meet while celebrating their "best lives". Just like the Filipino sausage that inspired the name, the Longanistas are linked together for life with a strong bond of friendship and mutual respect for each other. Most Longanistas are very sweet, but some are spicy characters that keep the conversation interesting and never dull. Every Longanista is independently confident and strong-minded, but together, as Longanistas, they are a force to be reckoned with.
They are always loud and having a blast during their parties, they must be Longanistas.
Once a Longanista, always a Longanista.
There was lots of drinking, lots of food, lots of singing and jokes all around, now that was a proper Longanista party!
by Actually!Leo September 29, 2021
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eva longoria

An actress best known for playing Gabrielle Solis on Desperate Housewives. I don't care what anyone says, she's gorgeous!
Eva Longoria is #1 in my opinion. Also, she supports the San Antonio Spurs
by Regina Filange July 1, 2005
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longanimity

A propensity to patiently tolerate something unpleasant.
It took longanimity to overcome his insomnia.
by LiteraryGeek December 15, 2008
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