Long Johnny

A term to describe a man's ginormous erect penis.

When I was with Sarah she gave me a long johnny

by Rionox February 8, 2023

long and frustrating

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dam that was long and frustrating, also beans r real gud.

by did u know beans a gud March 14, 2022

long willy

A "Long Willy" is basically a big dick.

Person:"I have a long Willy."
Girl:"I like that."

by Slayermanlion June 10, 2018

Long Meatball

A perfect meal to eat on a date or with the homies. It is everything you ever wanted in a meat. You can slurp it, bite it, or even do that thing those dogs do in that one movie!

Yooooooooo, bro can you order a long meatball for the homies?

Hey girl, are you free tonight? I was wondering if you want to go to restaurant location and get a long meatball after school.

by HeyItzYeet November 8, 2020

Long Point

small town in the middle of nowhere; south of streator, illinois. extremely smallll.

where do you live?
long point.
wheres that?

by uhyourmom7 January 22, 2009

long ruby

The facial expression, demeanor or body language associated with self pity.

Why the long ruby?

by shortsapphire February 20, 2011

Epic Long

A synonym to the word epic fail. Can be used in such situations where one makes an utterly absurd remark, statement, or act of stupidity.

Longistic: "I can't believe they just called me to do a Quickdraw at Quakecon and I forgot to bring my ticket stub. I could have won $2,000."

Rest of World: "We can no longer call this an epic fail. It is now called Epic Long!"

by PweeZy, Mex, Mistakn2bjapnese October 21, 2008