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The Leith

To engage in sexual activity in the back of taxi.

The activity must consist of two humans of the female sex and one of the opposite and more superior sex, the male.
Dude #1: Hey dude, did you hear abut Brendan? He totally leithed two chicks last night!
Dude #2: No flipping way! He's the king of The leith
by Leithmeister August 8, 2009
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lethal injection

A euphemism for "putting people to sleep" which is a euphemism for "putting people down" which is a euphemism for "killing people"

A patethic attempt by the american government to "dress up" execution to make it seem like something good and humane. They think that if they make a bit of a ceremony out of killing people its okay to do it. Really just a big power trip for governers to make them feel they are great. Also greatly pushed by conservative bastards whose main worry is its cost-effectiveness that it wont take too much money away from corporate welfare.

Supposedly provides "peace of mind" to the family of the condemned's victims. If the governor happens to be a good man and clears death row the families go crying on the Oprah show about how hurt they were that they spared his life.
Anyone who is even the slightest bit dissapointed that ANYONE was spared of their life is the spawn of satan, and the fuckheads who can stare at a camera and hold their wives hand and say with a cold voice "We have decided that the best solution for this man is lethal injection" are cold evil bastards.

If the condemned doesnt fall asleep when they inject him he lays there awake with the power of his muscles gently slipping away making him unable to breathe and slowly suffocate. How about we give those lethal injection pushers a little taste of their own medicine and after 5 minutes give them the antidote and then ask them how they like it?
Good morning Sir, how would you like to die today? Lethal injection?? *big smile* heres a brochure of how its done, I promise it wont hurt.

Governor: Hey, look at me, I had fifty people put to sleep this year, wow I really do kick ass.

Ireland is a great country, this shit is banned by the constitution.
by towel401 October 4, 2004
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leather lip

chewing tobacco or dipping for days upon days until your mouth feels like a piece of leather that has been sitting in the sun Ariozna sun for two weeks in the dead of summer
"Fego has been dippping for 5 hours straight and he told he has a bad case of leather lip"
by Fego March 9, 2009
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Chaps My Leathers

1) A phrase used when something disappoints you and or annoys you to the point of almost swearing.

2) When referring to something obscene, disgusting or just plain wrong; comes from but-less chaps
1) "You wanna know what really chaps my leathers, this dang rush hour traffic!"

OR
Friend: Hey dude I think that teacher failed you on purpose!
Me: Ya man he really chaps my leathers!

2) Friend: Dude I think your moms hot!
Me: Uhh! That Chaps my leathers!
by Everything Will Be Deefine February 27, 2011
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Leith

When you ejaculate a particularly large quantity of semen.
God damn son, I was on dat ho and she musta been doin a good job cuz I done leith'd. Shit was all over ho stomach and shit.

Aw Fuck, it smell like somebody done leith'd in here!
by Rik Astley October 10, 2008
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leather penis

when a guy's penis is so chafed it looks like it's leather.
"Ben Zeigler jerks it so much he has leather penis!"
by coxsackiebia December 18, 2008
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Leather Cheerio

Term used in the batty community to describe the appearance of the ass hole
After getting chutney on his chin, Ritt proceed to go right for a munch on his batty boy's leather cheerio.
by K December 16, 2003
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