lebanon bomb

when a man shits into his used condom, throws it at his sex partner and screams like a packy.

jim screamed like a packy and through a lebanon bomb at his wife.

by bob scam June 16, 2008

Labrawolf

Stephine Myers version of the werewolf. Instead of killing everything in sight, they are just like a pet. They can choose when then mutilate(when they get angry). They disgrace the werewolfs, at least the true ones. They enjoy taking off their shirts also.

Girl1: "OMG I would love to have a labrawolf as a boyfriend! I mean you could like, pet him!"
Girl 2:" I want a sparklepire as a boyfriend! The way they sparkle memarises me"*

*Please note the sarcasm

by Half Done Acres December 17, 2010

Lebression

What happened to the economy of Cleveland after Lebron took his talents to south beach

Cleveland has hit a lebression since Lebron left

by indians3621 January 19, 2011

Lebanese Tophat

The sexual act of donning genitals atop the head ie. like a tophat.

James: How was that chick last night man?
Jerry: Fine but a little awkward, she wanted a Lebanese tophat!
James: Well did you give it to her?
Jerry: !!!!!!!!!

by awkwardturtles June 23, 2011

labralingus

The act of having a labrador lick the girlie bits, kind of like cunnilingus, but not.

I came home to find my wife in bed with the dog and a jar of peanut butter, and they were both enjoying labralingus!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 23, 2016

labratorgy

The origin of the word laboratory: Once it was just called a lab. And so, a fucked up scientist decided to organize an orgy between his lab rats, a lab rat orgy. Everything was ready and one of his coworkers overhead the idea. He was a little deaf and thought he heard the word laboratory, this word was born of a simple misunderstanding of a fucked up orgy.

-hey wanna join my lab rat orgy?
-what the fuck is a laboratory
- I meant a labratorgy you idiot

by Jhon Salchichon July 25, 2017

Lebanon Valley College

Fast forward 9 years...

students are constantly failing out of PT.
freshmen leave mid fall.
Juice bros makes more money than Metz.
Football team is still shit with more than half the school as players on the team. (123 if you're wondering)
The bridge is disinegrating (hoping it collapses while I'm walking across it).
The age of hockey players continues to increase.
UG is lit
Campus is still small but third floor humanities will leave you hospitalized.
Tuition increases spent on a PT building and our 23rd varsity sport: an e-sports team.

Mother (to relatives): "yeah, my son's a collegiate athlete at Lebanon Valley College!"
Relative: "oh really? What does he play, football, basketball?!"
Mother: "he's on the e-sports team!"
Relative: "dafaq.."

by Hkvsjdvsja May 4, 2018