Pork-lung

The cough one gets whilst performing the action of deep throating a little too intensely.

*garble garble garble, cough cough, garble garble* "Oh man, she's totally pork-lunging me."

"Stop that! Your giving me pork-lung."

"Oh man, I think I pork-lunged too hard the other night."

"Pardon me, excuse me, I think I may be developing a case of some rough pork-lung."

"Oh that guy is such a pork-lunger."

"I gave that bitch some nice ass pork-lung last night."

by the master porker November 28, 2012

Brown Lung

A lethal disease that develops from eating too much ass. The inside of the lungs becomes coated in a brown, shit like substance. There is no known cure.

Poor Andre. After years of eating his wife's ass, the brown lung finally caught up to him. His funeral is Saturday.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 8, 2015

wayne lung

Another name for tiny penis.

Sucks at softball
One who is often withe many male partners

Did you see that Wayne lung play ball? he sucks!
I saw that guy stick his Wayne lung in the coach..right in the dugout!

by Xxxsmash21xxX June 5, 2016

firing lung bullets

Smoking Cigarettes. When firing lung bullets, the user creates black, dead wounds in lungs over time.

Babs thought she looked cool packing her Salem 100's and then lighting them up with strike anywhere matches. She did not heed the warning of everyone and eventually attached herself to an iron lung due to years of firing lung bullets.

by von groovy June 14, 2017

slut lunge

A dancefloor move from the slut drop family developed in Canberra, Australia in 2016/17. Similar to the lunge excersise position, a slut lunge is performed by stepping forward with the front foot and bending your back knee until it almost touches the floor. Hands are usually placed on the hips and the posteria is pushed out on the way up and down to attract members of the desired gender.

The group stood in a circle on the dancefloor performing the slut lunge and drawing amorous glances from the other patrons.

by CSC KB DF January 1, 2018

Brownie Lung

When one consumes too many sweets and the throat and lungs become congested and blocked by the sweet residue. Brownie Lung can also be caused by consuming too many scoops of dry protein powder before going to the local iron paradise/pound palace.

"Hey Bryan?!"
"What the fudge do ya want Albert?!"
"I had the most wicked awesome brownie lung last night after eating that family pack of two bite brownies! I almost had to be hospitalized. Some could say I was riding that brownie wave hard, bro. I loved every second of that brownie lung...Couldn't breath!"
"Sounds like you have your life in order! Maybe next you could try putting those brownies on ice cream. I hear that is a great treat, Albert."
"Good idea Bryan. I need brownie lung more than I need safety protocols and matrices. I love you Bryan. More than my wife."
"Thanks Albert I love ya too and your sweet gross Brownie lung. I love you more than Brownie Lung."
"...Liar. Impossible. Brownie Lung Rules. BL for short.
"...You're right Albert. Nothing could replace my passion for the BL. Seeya at Don's tomorrow?
"Yupe...Best bring some BL material. Love ya."
"love ya too. BL4life!."

by Brent Osgood Jr. October 31, 2018

Kyri Lunge

To lunge at a girl over a long distance and be shot down/rejected (must be +1 meters)

She avoided the Kyri Lunge like Neo from the Matrix

by Hibbert52 April 12, 2019