lampin

Kickin back hittin some of the herbal essence

Kyle: yo what u up to?
Nick: Nutin mayne just lampin with Evan and Anthony come join.

by O.G. Sank January 9, 2010

lampfuck

fucking a lamp until your dick turns black

i lampfucked my houselmap and my dick needs amputation

by Zach Strockbracket January 4, 2005

lampage

the result of random exploding lamps

Oh my god, my dad died of lampage!

by Butterscotch Jones February 17, 2008

penis lamp

a dick that glows in the dark

she gave me a blow job last night in the dark because i had a penis lamp

by joecalhoun March 13, 2010

rub the magic lamp

To masturbate, especially applicable to males.

She rubs the magic lamp more than any girl I've ever met.

by J. Kimble July 25, 2008

lamp post

A dog's idea of a tiolet.

Let's piss up the lamp post!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

lampshade

An expression used to avert awkward situations/conversations.

Girl #1:blah blah ... and then I got my period and my day just got all the way worse...

Andrew: So... what's the deal with lampshades?

by triny_dmr April 20, 2010