Ass Licking

When you repeatedly touch the ass with your tongue and then just stick your dick in there

Have u tried ass licking yet?

by Myniggaisag December 20, 2016

National Pussy Licking Day

a day for the ladies to get free head on 28th of February

Hey bitch it’s National Pussy Licking Day, get on ur knees cunt

by jamima77 December 10, 2020

Sky larking

While idle, gazing around one's environment for no apparent reason.

Officer approaches navy candidate in line at chow, "Penar! Did I just catch you sky larking?"

by Garybombs November 28, 2013

butt licking machine

A machine that licks your butt for you so you don't have to. It also works for licking your homo freinds ass, or for licking your dog's hairy ass.

It was invented by your mom!
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-UNIT!

Yo what up dawg my name is g-pizzle on yo nizzle, fo' shizzle. My freind just bought his homeee a butt lickin' machine from yo momma a'ight. You piss of you horse P.I.M.P.!
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-UNIT!

by butt licker for president '08 February 28, 2005

Balloon Licking

The act of licking a woman's asshole. When looked at closely, a womans anus is very similar to the tied end of a red ballon.

"hey man I heard he likes to lick his girlfriend's balloon."

"I licked her balloon until it popped brown helium all over my face."

"this crazy girl made me lick her balloon last night. I wish i didn't take her out for indian food."

"My gay friends were talking about balloon licking, can you play that at a child's birthday party?"

by Krispin May 2, 2012

ear licking

Something that is mistakenly labelled as asmr when it should really be labeled as erotic asmr. People have the right to enjoy what they want, but this stuff really belongs on the hub or OF, not twitch nor youtube. Asmr is supposed to be wholesome, relaxing, and for all ages.....

Guy 1: do you listen to asmr?
Guy 2: yeah of course I listen to wet tongues dragging across a mic

Guy 1: no no I mean real asmr, aka whispering into a mic, not ear licking
Guy 2: oh okay, then no

by Obv troll is obvious February 11, 2022

cracka lackin

no white people lacking crackas

its cracka lackin in herre

by shue32405 June 2, 2005