Holy Shim Knocker

A male or female that knocks the senior citizens of your community, it could be your Grandma!

That holy shim knocker just got turned on, he is headed to the senior center.

by holy shim Knocker January 7, 2011

flobber-knocker

writing object which displays awesomeness in the form of sented sparkles in any sent...ANY SENT

(i mean anything you can dream of, it's a flobber-knocker)

gravy sented, spray paint sent, big toe sent, nail polish sent, hair spray sent, expo marker sent, dust sent, flobber-knocker, etc.

by Bodascious Flip-Flop November 29, 2010

foot knocker

When someone tries to take off someone else's bathing suit top with their feet.

"Oh my god!He just tried to foot knocker me!"

"Ew, what a perv!"

by fhdakfjkl June 12, 2008

cube knocker

A co-worker that comes over and knocks on the side of your cube, desk or overhead compartment to get your attention.

I would like Dave more if he wasn't a chronic cube knocker. Can't he just say my name or start talking to get my attention?

by NEPA Diva January 10, 2009

cock-knocker brown

The act of giving someone a cock-knock ie punching a male in the genitals. However, the perpetrator (recently after defecating) crouches trouser-less over the recipients head. Subsequently, as a result of the blow, the recipient raises their head in pain, burying their nose into the executor's muddy anus.

As Terry drunkenly slept, Derek crouched over him, ready to deliver the cock-knocker brown.

by joebananas October 24, 2008

johnny knocker

an individual who tit fucks... ...in Great Britain.

Timothy was a real johnny knocker, Maria was not pleased with her husbands particular partiality.

by edward van blankenstien June 12, 2013

fock knocker

This is what 8 year old's on Call Of Duty think are bad lingo used by great players. But really, it isn't and they sound like dumbasses.

MLG Gamer: "Kid you fucking suck at this game."
8 year old: "No I don't you fock knocker, now let me kill you."

by the_spark_gamer March 30, 2015