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Kicked in the nuts

One of the greatest shows ever created. It consists of a man wearing a fake orange afro kicking random people in the nuts.
(orange fro man runs up and kicks a guy in the nuts)

guy kicked: What are you doing?? Im calling the cops.
orange fro: Dude, no, dude don't call the cops, (points to the camera)......sir, youve just been kicked in the nuts.
guy kicked: oooooooh, I sure have! That was awesome, I've been kicked in the nuts!
by martimer/marv June 7, 2005
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kick in the balls

When a person (usually a woman, but men can too) strikes a male's testicles with their foot, resulting in the kickee being immobilized by pain and possibly sterilizing or emmasculating him.
Wendy was tired of his cheating so she gave him a devastating kick in the balls
by Sam E82 August 31, 2007
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kickpebble

A term to denote mild disappointment, embarrassment, or even just simple boredom in a text environment.

Taken from children's cartoons, where a character down on his luck or with nothing better to do might sigh and kick a pebble down the street.
AC: So how'd your date with the girl from Beijing go?

HMB: It was okay. She's really nice, and we went around and saw some cool places in the city. But she lives pretty far away so...

AC: Yeah, long distance relationships could be tough.

HMB: Yep.

AC:

HMB:

AC:

HMB (breaking the silence): *kickpebble*
by HMB August 8, 2009
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nigger kickers

shoes that are meant solely for kicking niggers. These shoes provide the comfort that is needed when you have to kick a nigger or two or even any nigger that you see.
I was very angry last night, so I put on my nigger kickers and went outdoors and kicked some niggers. I had quite the experience with the nigger kickers as my feet were quite comfortable during the kicking.
by The Nigger Kicker November 8, 2008
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kick out the jams

1. Album by the MC5, one of the best bands ever
2. Song by the MC5
3. It's said a lot by hard rock and punk fans before doing something big
by whatever works April 16, 2005
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kick her to the curb

1. To quit seeing her, especially if it's a relationship or a commitment involved.

2. To waive/fire her, especially in business matters.
If you catch her cheating on you, kick her to the curb right then.

A woman was kicked to the curb by the company for finding drug use in her hair sample.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 9, 2005
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kicked your puppy

someone having the appearance of just receiving very bad news or suffering a horrible disappointment.
Hey man, you alright? You look like someone just kicked your puppy.
by TheDarkHarlequin June 15, 2007
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