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Kaleishalyze

Kaleishalyze is someone dependable, someone strong and willing, someone who is nicer than anyone deserves, someone so caring and selfless, the best girlfriend, and someone to never let go of. They are gorgeous with unrivaled beauty and a great sense of humor. Often some of the most creative people, and gifted in art. If you ever find yourself a Kaleishalyze don’t let her go, she’s the perfect woman and you’ll never find anyone like her ever again.
I love you Kaleishalyze, you are my entire world.
by Nigo April 16, 2020
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Kaleed

Biggest L of the NBALM community
Plays a lot, but is still ass
Can usually be found in Zoke's server
Used to describe ones basketball knowledge
"Yo ur bball iq is lower than kaleeds, no cap."
by guest2798 October 8, 2020
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Kaleb

is the boy you would lose all of your respect for, GIVE UP YOUR MORALS FOR, he can slut you out anyday. Kaleb is smooth, disrespectful in all the ways possible. Will beat you up and the next minute finger you in class. He is also bi, he gets the best of both worlds. THIS MAN IS PACKING, IM TALKIN INCHESSSSSSSSS. Kaleb is probably the most shameless person you’ll ever meet. When he gets close to you it’s like a whole nother side that you never knew. He will hold you, caress you, tease you. Kaleb is the only one you ever allowed to be close to you the way he was, the only one allowed to touch you. Kaleb is the only one you’ve ever cried over. Kaleb is the only one you truly wanted attention from. Kaleb will have you DOWN BAD forreal.
Jalen: you like kaleb?
Jas: OMG YES I would do anything for him!
Jalen: yea J you down bad fa this nigha😂
by CheeseAndCracjers May 23, 2022
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kaleidoscope

A silly sally who cuts you off and clearly has no idea how to drive. This person has likely had slurpies and bread rolls thrown at them for sucking at life and probably doesn't have a license either.
Piss out your ass, you fucking kaleidoscope!
by Battoo May 19, 2008
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go kaleb

to only do good, no drugs, alcohol, or unprotected sex with drunk cheap white women
dude, i decided im gunna GO KALEB with my life.
by zippy zack October 5, 2009
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Kaleb

A salty person.... Very salty
Kaleb is so salty
by Awsomepeople101 February 24, 2017
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Kaleb

douche bag, mono spreading whore who tends to change his mind frequently.
Sorry I've been an ass, I've just felt like a real Kaleb today...
by bro ho rent boy September 28, 2012
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