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John

Basically a complete faggot with no money doesn't know how to take care of cars with a small penis and has no friends at all
by Eternal Grey November 30, 2017
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won't let anyone, anything stop him from what he wants when he knows what he wants (!)

quite shy but deeply loving. a shame only very few will ever be able to enjoy his layered depths.
hardcore trust issues due to his past combined with his personality.
His willingness to learn and sacrifice is a sight to behold.
Also playful, mean, likes to tease who he likes and who likes him, runs away when emotionally challenged or when boner is arriving.
John. its something i enjoy writing.

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John: "sorry, i don't date retarded lesbians."
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A migit that gets all the hoes and has many names and is kind and funny
John is from asia
by Dr.Chopsticks March 3, 2018
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Piece of shit. Also ironically the name of a toilet in the UK
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John is a term used for describing shit. He is a ugly , crazy , stupid , old man , and a liar who is most likely to die alone. No one likes him. Not even trashcans.
Hey look at that trash over there, it's so John!

He failed his classes, He's John!!!!
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A person with the biggest penis ever! It reaches from 7-10 WOW !
Even though he is white he has a big dick. Girls love him and he is rich.
John is the best
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A type of lad with a small penis that is physically incapable of ejaculating his load.
John wanked and did not cum
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