Jewishish

Someone who isn't jewish but acts jewish, has jewish friends, and considers themself jewish.

"Did you see Mordechai's girlfriend? Would his parents be ok with her not being jewish?" -guy #1
"She's jewishish so his parents say its ok as long as they don't get married." -guy #2

by B--RaD October 29, 2008

Jewish Circus

Wall Street

Person 1: So you were in the protest over on Wall Street?
Person 2: Yeah, we had to Occupy the Jewish Circus.

by MrKurtz December 7, 2011

Jewish

a person who believes in Judaism/relating to the Jews

Hanukkah is a Jewish holiday/ Jimmy believes Jewish culture is amazing

by powertrippin August 10, 2017

Jewish Spike Strip

A long like of shit that has been dropped across the entire street in order to make on-coming vehicles spatter the shit all over there tires and fender, or have to stop and turn around.

Bob: "Dude, why were you late for Stacey's party last night?"

Joe: "Well, I was coming and making good time until some jerk-offs decided to pinch out a Jewish Spike Strip over Third Street and I had to take the long way!"

by whitepower21 July 22, 2009

Jewish Nut

When you grab a pistachio out of the bag; you crack her open; toss the nut in your mouth and there is no NUT!!!!!!

I just got a Jewish nut. Fuck Niles!

by nutgobbler69 January 21, 2010

Jewish Native American Japanese Mulatto

Caleb Jackson. It's a term used for when you don't know the ethnicity of a certain person and unsure of what to call them.

Caleb Jackson. 5'9". Gunnison, CO. Jewish Native American Japanese Mulatto

by Caleb Jackson January 16, 2008

Jewish Gerbil

(slap dick) one who retorts upon a simple conjecture; a dumb ass who complicates shit; a jew who is always being jewish.

Hey Josh come over my house later on after school, alright, but my mom has to talk to your mom, god dammit you're such a jewish gerbil.

by D3RTYS4NCH3Z August 28, 2008