Jeal

A verb that describes a level of chaos, dysfunction, and patheticness that cannot be surmised in any other words. When someone exudes a level of sheer degeneracy that has not been previously witnessed by the world.

Guy Sliding Into TikTok Person's DMs: "Hey, I've been seeing you on my fyp and I just thought I should say hi"
TikTok Chick: "Lmao quit jealing in my DMs"

by TheRealBrownSugar January 1, 2021

jeanie

A Mexicanese Goddess whose which beauty is undescribable with words and can only be explained with a wide-eyed open-mouthed drooling facial expression.

A Comatose in which the subject is rendered immobile due to the overwhelming beauty of this "Jeanie"

by William September 3, 2008

emo jeans

Vacuum-fit jeans that leave no room for a guys' privates to breathe (sometimes cutting off their entire lower-body blood circulation), resembling dark-colored, opaque saran wrap if it were wrapped around one's legs. They are preferred by boys of that kind of style (way of life, fashion, however you wanna patent it), with long, lithe, gamine (did someone say chicken?) legs. Occasionally, you'll see a boy or two with an unusually blessed behind or front, with either of those body parts wanting to pop out of them that you could just swear it would take just one more gait and the thing would rip off just like *snap*.

Kevin: Dude, why are you drooling? Are you looking at that emo kid over there?
Gary: Yea, shut up. I'm trying to concentrate.
Kevin: Concentrate on what? Those emo jeans?
Gary: Yea, well can't you see? His bottom half looks exactly like your sister's.

by i love second hand smoke March 14, 2005

Jean-Luc Picard

The captain of the U.S.S. Enterprise-D.

"Let's see what's out there...engage."-Jean-Luc Picard

by crazyrabbits June 22, 2005

jeans

a girls best friend; simple, comfortable, cute, classic, completely wearable and flattering on anyone

the best piece of clothing in amy's closet were her low rise, worn-in jeans

by _may_ December 29, 2005

Jeannessa

A devious lying female that will do whatever it takes to get what she wants. She loves money so if you dare to take on this female you better have a lot of it. She can never have to many mates and you will need to be flexible and open minded when it comes to sexual orientation. A real challenge, you must be prepared for mood swings, spending lots of money and multiple mates if you what to hook up with her.

Jeannessa loves to spend money

by stay away...save yourself August 7, 2011

Jean licker

An insult you retort to someone to make them walk away frustrated and confused.
It renders their insult null and void since they think that either your crazy, or they're crazy.

Them: Fuck you asshole
You: You're such a jean licker
Them: You....., what?, what the...

by Ashwin Brownframes January 22, 2009