Conference Jumper

A person who attends conferences all year round. These conferences include personal growth, leadership training, corporate networking and trade shows. These people do not have actual jobs or do any work. They just post Instagram stories from their latest conference with the Black Eyed Peas, Let’s Get It Started song playing.

How does Scott attend all theses conferences without a real job? He must be a conference jumper.

by Glockerfied July 9, 2022

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Jungle Jumpers

People of African descent with lanky extremities.

Kevin Durant, why u lookin so jungle jumpers.

by Your friendly neigborhood neek November 9, 2022

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Jumperized

The Extendable and Interchangeable part of something that promotes it to greatness.

Man, those Tequila Shots really hit the spot, My night is Jumperized!
These cables aren't long enough now, I wish they were Jumperized.
That last gust of wind Jumperized his golf ball right onto the green.

by Gonorthforkyourself April 29, 2022

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Super Ender Jumper

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Sagars gf
Troll face

Sej is a kiddo
U are a dumbo
Super Ender Jumper is pognt

by Slay6377 December 16, 2021

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Bench Jumper

Enthusiastic church goer apt to seize on the floor, stand up in the pew, or speak in tongues.

Those evangelists are some serious bench jumpers.

by scratch-22 November 12, 2021

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colon queue-jumper

A completely unwarrented and unexpected arrival in you back passage during a quiet fart.

Laundry maid: "sir there appears to be a spot of shit in your briefs"

Master: "oh that, thats just a troublesome colon queue-jumper that got the jump on me as I was waiting for comunian"

by Mothers Secret Lover February 10, 2022

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