insecuragaurds

the extra clothing someone wheres while at the beach to hide something they are insecure about or uncomfortable showing.

"who is that guy over there?"
"who the one with all the clothes on in the water?"
"yea the one wearing the insecuragaurds"

by mfms June 22, 2009

Insert Here

The nudge or sly message a woman (or man) gives when in the mood to Fuck like it's the last day here on earth.

"Amanda gave a clear message of 'Insert Here' to Carl, who consequently gave her a clear message of Dick."

by Bat-ManCock August 20, 2016

Stash Infection

When one's mustache begins to get to the persons head making him/her believe they are a complete bad-ass. Stash infections begin when one starts to believe they "cannot be f*cked with!"

That guy across the bar with the handle bar mustache is staring you down. If you say "hey" and and the man does not answer at all, leaving you with a stare, the man is suffering from stash infection.

by WIllie the Kid February 20, 2009

Butox injection

A terrible Botox job resulting in a less than pleasant result.

"Wow did you get Butox injections, cause your face looks like arse"

by NicoMcSteamer March 2, 2009

yeast infected camel clit

person lacking of morals, intelligence, usually worthless and more often than not lacks proper hygiene.

Yeast infected camel clit is someone who should have been swallowed or aborted. If stuck out in the middle of the ocean in a life raft and need to use someone for shark bait, that would be the one.

by kowboy92 July 21, 2011

digitally insert

Placing a finger inside of an orifice.

1. My boss told me to digitally insert her, but I didn't know whether he meant the girl into a photograph or my finger in the girl.

by Eee Bee February 2, 2015

Deep insertion

Porn term. Inserting huge objects in either the vagina or anus.
You'll be surprised if how much can fit into either one of them

"I'll put my fist up your arse if you don't shut up"
"Why not both?"
"I'm just going to ignore that deep insertion reference for the sake of my fragile brain, good bye"

by UrbanOutfisters December 28, 2019