Italian snow plow

Where one freezes the genitals , and then preforms sexual acts

Whoah, last night Mickey had an italian snow plow! So refreshing...

by poppajangle September 20, 2010

Italian

People of Italy are known for their olive skin and dark hair. However there still are Italians with blonde hair and blue eyes. The stigma that Italians are dumb is held up by shows like "Jersey Shore," but originally came from the Ellis Island days. Around this time, the IQ test was invented and someone had the brilliant idea to use IQ tests to test incoming immigrants. One supposed expert at the time stated that 75% of Russians were incompetent, 69% of Polish, and 67% of Italians. These people soon started getting jobs as butchers because of the stigma, introducing the polish sausage and Italian salami. -- I am Italian and do not mess with my salami!

I am Italian with blonde hair and light eyes; and my father is the smartest man I've ever met.

by kaayycee November 22, 2011

italian

Italian people rule! They are HOTT and SEXY people...ooo baby i want some hot Italian ass tonight.

Have you ever picked a fight with an Italian and lived to tell about it? I think not.

by Italian Girly January 1, 2004

Italian

People from Italy (Italia) or America with Italian decent. Must be more then 50% to be considered "Italian". Dark skinned (olive), black or brown hair, brown eyes, hairy (usually), good looking. There names usually end in an, A, E, I, or O. Usually have big penis's. Are considered "white" by Cenus when there really Latin, not Latino/Hispanic. Speak the most sexy language, have the best food, and make the nicest cars. Everyone wishes they were Italian.

Black kid 1: Look at that white kid.
Black kid 2: He aint white, hes italian, just look at him.
Black kid 1: Shit, hope his family didnt hear that...
Black kid 2: Hope they didnt, if they did they would probably kill you.
Italian kid: You guys know i gota bigga dick then you...
Black kids (1-2): Probably, your italian

by Giano October 4, 2006

Angry Italian

The act of submersing your testicles in warm spaghetti sauce.

Every year Blake celebrates his birthday by making a fresh batch of red sauce and giving himself an angry italian.

by Baron Von Shtuckle Shtickle January 12, 2008

Italian Stallion

A motha fuckin' beastly penis. If this term is used towards an individual, it is in the utmost respectful matter or in a very very derogatory sense. This gargantuan pecker is said to be a monster cock of at least 18 inches when limp! Truly, there is no need to be insecure for the said individual. It is a gift, really. The recipient is very well-endowed.

Guido came into class on exam day and whipped out his Italian Stallion. He then proceeded to slap the hell outta us with his 18 inch monster cock in the face until our noses bled and we had red welts all over. It was sick. He then forcefully shoved his staff of doom down all of our throats until we choked and died. It was unbearable.

by Quint5 December 28, 2005

The Italian Job

A classic film with great music, an unforgettable chase, a "cliff-hanger" (lol) ending, and one-liners that WILL BLOW YOUR SOCKS OFF.

Croker: "And remember chaps... ...In Italy they drive on the wrong side of the road."

The Italian Job is a great film with a crap remake.

by Cycle Paine October 18, 2009