shat my hoop

When you shit so hard that it is almost as if your anus expands to the size of your earring hoop.

Oh my god, i just absolutely shat my hoop

by Iona A Hall January 17, 2019

krakatoa hooping

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bruh krakatoa hooping

by very epic mans November 20, 2021

Hoop hurt

When you have a blazing hot curry one night and the morning after you get a burning sensation on your hoop

Boy 1 : Think I'll get the hottest curry on the menu

Boy 2 : Watch out you'll get hoop hurt tomorrow

by Mojojo September 24, 2015

Hooping

Hooping means playing basketball can be used as hoop

Yo! Necat we boutta hoop wanna come with us blood?
I love hooping so much

I wanna be a pro hooper

by tyzilla101 January 27, 2022

hoop slut

A girl who only dates basketball players. She has probably dated the entire basketball team.

Have you seen Alex? She’s such a hoop slut.

by Daiseysbff November 8, 2017

dunking on the hoop

the action during intercourse where the male ejaculates and it goes through the females hoop ear-ring.

I was trying to give this girl a facial the other day and totally was thinking about dunking on the hoop

by Genius_troll November 1, 2020

Hoop earring theory

Specifically, some women wear specific-sized hoop earrings to represent the girth and thickness of their man’s cock.

“She was at the club wearing these 4 inch hoops. You know hoop earring theory: that’s the thickness of her man.”

by Linewyorkguy May 19, 2025