Hood Bots 

People (esp. minorities) who live under the poverty line. Their sole purpose in life is to spread discord and chaos in the black community. They act as mindless automatons that wreak havoc among the inhabitants of their vicinity. The communities in which they reside in have their value lowered substantially. By the use and sale of narcotics(ex. crack, cocaine and other illegal substances) they manage to survive, and in fact thrive on the dependency drugs cause among their clientele.

I think i saw Tyrone on the corner selling crack. Its a shame really, he was such a good kid.

Damn... all this neighborhood needs is more niggas becoming hood bots.

Hood Bots by Lord Immaculate April 25, 2011

hood politics 

Essentially street politics played out according to a “gangsta” ethos; either in a “hood” per se, or more widely in national politics where the white-collar mafia ethos informs decisions, such as in the House and Senate of the United States of America.

We are running a country here and let me remind you that the bottom line in hood politics is not laws, not ideals, not it’s people; it’s money and it always has been.

hood politics by Dr Bunnygirl August 14, 2019

hooded alien 

Noun; An uncircumsized penis.

She wouldn't blow him because he had a hooded alien, and she doesn't like packaging on her meat.

hooded alien by Becky C. May 27, 2008

Hoodbilly 

Hoodbilly (ies) are a hybrid species descendant of mated humanoid Squatandrathal and hominid Whitetrashsaphien. They walk upright but lack evolutionary brain growth allowing the capacity to use tools. They survive by nesting in abandoned dwellings, buildings, cars, parks, vacant lots and sewer systems. This Ghettodweller class of Pseudo Human is kin to the Hillbilly and related to Whiteboianoids. They cannot wash clothes, properly drive a car, use running water or figure out how to wipe things clean with a rag. Hoodbilly enlist advanced thumbed races to shave their heads , to use razors for Mullet cuts or Mohawks. Tattoos, applied by other races of tears, barbed wire, skulls, crosses, 115%, shamrocks, sacred hearts and poorly executed likenesses of dead relatives festoon their bodies. The mating ritual of Hoodbilly lasts 4-5 days. It begins when a Hoodbetty gets her guvy and ends when it all spent it on drugs and alcohol and her children start complaining of being hungry. The usual signs of the male leaving to find another female are loud fights, hysterical crying, and the male savagely beating the female as she begs for him to stay. He will usually start the mating process again with the Hoodbetty’s cousin, sister, mother, best friend or aunt. They cannot dance or sing but insist on rapping to songs that do not know the words to or understand the meaning of words they manage to briefly remember. This style of music and dance is known as Hickhop.

I need to get rid of that Hoodbilly roosting in my shed before he breeds and creates an infestation!

Hoodbilly by Dragonlady58 January 18, 2021

Chillin in da hood 

Relaxing in ones hood. Or doing something which is not worth the effort of mentioning anyway.

Oh, justin chillin' in da hood.

Chillin in da hood by JC September 5, 2004

hood fiction 

When someone thinks they are gangster or cool when there really not.

1. When a person is walking down the street with a whole bunch of fake jewlry huge pants and shirt is hood fiction

2. When a person thinks or acts and dresses like a gangster is hood fiction

3. when someone thinks they are just flat out cool is hood fiction

hood fiction by Legendary925 May 16, 2007

hood 

neighborhood; ghetto; project

we was just chillin in the hood when...

hood by Anonymous March 18, 2003