hobo hot

Really attractive, but only by hobo standards.

I'm not ugly, my boss said I'm hobo hot.

by Nevets8487 August 2, 2017

littlest hobo

1. A sex move where one's significant other rejects advances in a cheery upbeat way with the words: "maybe tomorrow."

2. The greatest and only hero dog based television show to come out of Canada.

Bob had to retreat to the couch and wank to CBC news after his girlfriend gave him the littlest hobo.

by guiterryc September 17, 2018

Hobo vomit

What Hunter Biden's paintings look like, according to Greg Gutfeld.

I agree, the said paintings do look like hobo vomit.

by Sexydimma June 19, 2021

Hobo Mode

when a person(s) suddenly takes on the form of a hobo. acting as a hobo would. for example, using a coat as a sleeping bag and sleeping in a shower.

Bro went HOBO MODE.

by townhouse39 April 12, 2023

robo hobo

To define a "Robo Hobo" is a somewhat difficult task. To come to understand these immense and complex creatures we must first observe their surroundings. Robo Hobo's tend to graze constantly throughout the day and spend most nights in a cardboard box. When approached, a loud growl will usually escape their lips, then soon afterward the animal will start speaking in a slurred voice begging you to tell him/her a story about unicorns and insists on calling you Atticus.

I wandered down an alley, (my usual shortcut to school) just the other day, and came across what looked to be a Robo Hobo.

"RAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. Atticus, where is your HORN?!" Said the monstrous creature.

I hurried home and made myself some chai tea to calm my nerves from the terrifying ordeal.

by redkingjupiterborne February 27, 2009

hobo cunt

someone who's a cunt and just can't be bothered doing anything - just sit there and booze all day or lay in bed.. which is more hobo-like, or if you want to go all out then simply go outside dig a hole in the garden and booze it up there! THEN your an official hobo cunt

1.skanky girl with a bottle of vodka laying in the dirt
2. a dirty cunt - quite hoboish
3. a hobo on a corner drinking booze from a brown paper bag yelling obsenities
4. a cunt who's bored and drinks 24/7

by mazizzle May 3, 2005

hobo chic

A style that incorporates your old clothes that still look good, but are falling apart with newer fashions. So you look chic, but kind of hoboish because you've had the clothes for too long.

Katie showed up in a chic ensemble: cute shirt-dress, a cultured pearl necklace with matching hair pins and great shoes. However her outfit was deemed "hobo chic" on account of her pin stripe pants she's had since she was fourteen, with the staples holding the seams.

by katiephenom December 17, 2009