If you know a Heather then you know she is a bitch!!! She is probably the most petty person you will ever meet in your life. She will try to intimidate you, but in your head you laughing at her ugly ass face. The worst part is she will be on her death bed and she will never let go of the grudges she's been holding against people her whole life.
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Originally from the film and musical ; Heathers the musical. "Shut up heather" means to be stop annoying the person that said it, or it's just a friendly joke. It is also included in a popular trend of a group of friends doing the iconic "dang dang diggity dang dang"
Heather : Martha dumbtruck in the flesh!
Heather: Here comes the cootie squad! You should-
Heather: SHUT UP HEATHER
Heather: Here comes the cootie squad! You should-
Heather: SHUT UP HEATHER
by Heather Chandler lll February 26, 2020
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The hecklers out-numbered the breeders at the hetero-pride parade. Let's beat the crap out of some of them like they do to us after Gay pride parades.
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by Sarah June 16, 2003
Get the Hetero-Pride mug.The act of which a woman eats vaseline then gives a large native man a blow job so that the penis can go down her throat will no hassle, however the woman usually chokes,
so the second step of a "heather" is giving the heimlic manuever so she doesn't die while giving her deep and erotic anal sex using the left over vaseline as lube. Carefully, the large native man removes his penis and drops the woman to the floor then he sticks more vaseline in her mouth and he sticks his penis back into her mouth. The woman usually tastes her own shit by now. She has to continue giving him head or the "heather" will not be accomplished.
so the second step of a "heather" is giving the heimlic manuever so she doesn't die while giving her deep and erotic anal sex using the left over vaseline as lube. Carefully, the large native man removes his penis and drops the woman to the floor then he sticks more vaseline in her mouth and he sticks his penis back into her mouth. The woman usually tastes her own shit by now. She has to continue giving him head or the "heather" will not be accomplished.
Big Hope : Hey Mighty Eagle, What did you do last night?
Mighty Eagle : I had crazy, nimpho sex with that spanish chick!
Big Hope : Was she any good?
Mighty Eagle : Yeah, she was really good. We tryed this new move called the "Heather".....
Big Hope : Oh I heard of that one, was it fun?
Mighty Eagle : Yeah I totally heathered her then later I shat on her face!
Big Hope : Nice! Wanna go eat some bannock?
Mighty Eagle : Yes sir! I love bannock!
Mighty Eagle : I had crazy, nimpho sex with that spanish chick!
Big Hope : Was she any good?
Mighty Eagle : Yeah, she was really good. We tryed this new move called the "Heather".....
Big Hope : Oh I heard of that one, was it fun?
Mighty Eagle : Yeah I totally heathered her then later I shat on her face!
Big Hope : Nice! Wanna go eat some bannock?
Mighty Eagle : Yes sir! I love bannock!
by Michelle Pussythrusts December 28, 2007
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