HANDJOBS

same as HANDSTYLE.

Check out my handjob!!!

I love rocking my handjob!

by DigDug March 8, 2004

Handjob

A sex act done by Hipster because it is retro.

Hipster: Regular sex is just too mainstream, so I only do handjobs now because they're retro.

by Kip Gordy November 27, 2013

Texas handjob

A handjob with your feet instead of hands.

"Dude did you do stuff with Angela last night?"

"Yea she gave me a Texas Handjob!"

by M.C.A.O May 27, 2009

handjob

A job or task performed with one's hands, like a sculptor.

Bill asked for a handjob for weeks, but no one would give one to him.

by Serious Person June 18, 2003

hanjo

Verb. (Han-joe) the act of a person giving pleasure by hand to another via genitalic stimulation. Just before climax, stop and walk away leaving the recipient unsatisfied.

I was so into this girl and what she was doing, but she just stopped. She gave me a hanjo. Not finishing at all!

by Undead8me April 23, 2016

Hanukkah

The best of the minor Jewish holiday! Features delicious latkes and often cheese and wine, dreidel games, the story of the Maccabees victory over the Greco-Syrians, a festival lights and a beautiful menorah, the story of the badass biblical heroine Judith.

Whoever wrote the first two answers are clearly self-hating secular Jews with no attachment to their culture or religion. If they Hanukkah so much then they should just convert and celebrate Christmas.

Real Jewish person - Hanukkah is a beautiful religious and cultural holiday

Fake Jewish person - I'd rather celebrate Christmas

I think Christmas is a beautiful holiday and have nothing against it, but its not something that Jews should partake in.

by LilachStein January 31, 2012

Hollywood-handjob

When actors or actresess make gratuitous cameo appearances as themseleves. Can be accompanied by heavy handed dialogue

Film: 'The postman'
Kevin Costner: "Hey, aren't you famous?"
Tom Petty: "yeah, I was, once. But you ARE famous."

Wow, did you see the Hollywood-handjob that Ben Afleck Gave Will Smith in 'Jersey girl'? We pay you to act like someone other than yourself whe we go to see a movie.

by uzi4u June 14, 2006