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Hank

One of the worst people ever.
Pick me type of boy.

Switch’s girls faster than the speed of light. Piece of garbage with no brain cells
Wow HANk he has no Brain cells
by Geheheh124 April 28, 2021
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Hank

hank is literally so cool and the bestest person to exist
person 1: hey do you know where hanks at

person 2: no where is hank

hank: AYOO IM GAY
by clownzees December 12, 2021
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Hanking

Hidden Pedophilia. When someone is doing something they shouldn’t. Childhood destroyer.
Adam quit Hanking around and pass the cookies.

Did you hear Eddie was Hanking around with Alex.
by Zackaticktack September 21, 2020
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HOMEWRECKER HANK

1) A short guy named Hank with a clownlike curly mullet who somehow manages to go on Secret Dates with his partner's best friends.

2) A term used to describe a sloppy goof who seems to get away with things even though everyone finds him really annoying and cringe
"bro you gotta stop being a homewrecker Hank, we're not gonna have any friends left soon"
by Swampi August 27, 2025
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Wiesner-Hanks

A brutal form of academic torture in which a student is forced to read an impossibly hard historical primary source. They are asked unanswerable questions in the second person, are triggered by rude historical quotes, and a few pages in are referred to a figure at the back of the reading, all while screaming and crying. This torture is inescapable and will almost always result in a tremendous headache unless you are a fucking whale who makes her idiot boyfriend go through it instead.
Then, read Wiesner-Hanks: "A Day in the French Revolution: July 14, 1789" and answer the following questions:

1. Why would the Bastille be a place crowds would naturally gather? What evidence do the documents give to answer this question?
2. How did the layout of Paris help or hinder large protests? How did Parisian architecture help unhappy residents join a political cause? What evidence do the documents give to answer this question?
3. How did news of action on the streets spread around Paris? How would that help or hinder protestors and, on the other hand, the government in controlling protests? What evidence do the documents give to answer this question?
4. How did the price of wheat affect every citizen? Consider the impact of high prices on each socioeconomic group in your answer. What evidence do the documents give to answer this question?
5. How did a person's socioeconomic status impact their willingness to either join the protest or support the government (and status quo)? What evidence do the documents give to answer this question?
6. If you were in the working class living in Paris in 1789, do you think you would have joined the protests? Why or why not? Use specific evidence from the documents in the Wiesner-Hanks packet to support your answer.
by hedabla99 November 7, 2016
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Hank Lu

(n.) The pinnacle of success in the field of claims adjusting.
(v.) Completing an amzing feat in within a claim.
(n.) I took in 15 features and closed 20 today, I felt like Hank Lu.
(v.) I really Hank Lu'd my total loss claims today.
by OddFan August 23, 2011
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Hank the tank

the males ejaculation being so intense that it shoots out like like a tank/bullet shot
Last night I came so hard I gave her the ol hank the tank
by anonymous March 10, 2024
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