hamich

Ham samich.

Mother: What would you like for dinner?
Retard: Hamich!

by Guffey December 25, 2003

HAMID

Is a terrorist liking little kids while sitting in his white van, ready to lure little children right in.

I wish i wasn't a hamid. He is a gay boy.

by yahhhhh, that's hot. May 29, 2019

habitual bungler

A person who makes the same, or similar mistakes over and over. Also known as a f@&% up.

You are a habitual bungler, always locking your car keys in the car.

by Emsacub January 11, 2008

Hamid

1. Any of several Middle East-dwelling carnivore super intelligent species
2. A metaphorical question
3. archaic or dialect adverb At some distance in the direction indicated; over there

1. They say the poor bastard was attacked by a Hamid which is very intelligent and dewells in Middle East and feasts on flesh.
2. What did you do to my fucking car bitch?
3. A: Where iseth my carriage you grimalkin?

B: It iseth right overeth hamid

by män-'täzh July 28, 2009

halitosis

smoking a marijuanna cigarette (see joint through ones anus.

Wow man, we just got so buzzed from an awesome halitosis session.

by crazy_arab July 4, 2003

Haitian men

They won’t cheat on ya, will take care of u. They are super faithful. They know how to cook and will always make u happy no matter what happens. They always take care of their families when there’s something wrong, you’ll never find a better man and dick u down real good.

Girl 1: Is he taking care of u?
Girl 2: Yea girl Haitian men are the best he always makes me happy.
Girl 1: I’m boutta get a Haitian man too!!
Girl 2: do ur thing girl they are super faithful and are incomparable.

by Widney Coma August 31, 2019

ham it up

same as give it up

Ham it up, my damies.

by tanukisanyo June 10, 2005