Hippo

The fucking black air force ruler of the world

These fuckers can't swim and instead run on the lakes floor because why the fuck not
is that a fat horse

no IT's a fuck 4.000 pound tank animal that is bullet proof because evolution said lets make a animal that is the meaning behind FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT

hippo
by jycityo February 28, 2023
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shining hippo

Take a full tub of butter, melt in the microwave and then proceed to defacate in it. Place the butter back inside the fridge to set. The unsuspecting victim will eventually reach the end of the butter revealing the "Shining Hippo."
Why is my butter brown? Oh no! A shining hippo!
by Bob Apricot October 28, 2017
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A bunch of hungry hippos

A bunch of hungry hippos: The time where Melanie ate a huge large burrito and ate so many french fries.
Melanie had a bunch of hungry hippos when she ate so many hungry french fries and a humongous, large burrito. That's about it though
by Hungryhippocowgirl March 14, 2025
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Space Hippo

A space hippo is a creature that lives on the edge of the galaxy on a planet called hipopolus,

planet:

It’s mostly covered in trees, swamps, small lakes and fields, the planet is also rich with fruits and small extra wild life like monkeys and other small wild life, the planet also has its predators that hunt the poor creatures their main one is tigadactle (picture tigers with 30ft wings).

Spacehippos:
They mostly eat fruits and drink water and they sleep in the asteroid belt around the planet so they don’t get hunted by the predators on the planet, the space hippo can also fly and survive in hyper space lanes to find new food and mating grounds.
Big dumb space hippo that only thinks with its face and can’t climb or fight
by Peptic June 6, 2020
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Happy hippo

One of the best Kinder products out there. Absolutely delectable.
Stoner: They're called happy hippos because they make hippies happy.
by Minecraftweedmod January 1, 2020
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hippo cock

A guy with a extremely large fat thick girthy cock
wow that guy has a Hippo cock
by erggdfgdfg June 2, 2017
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