hairy mary

if someone has pubic hair and has thier periods and is physically mature. otherwise known as a bush baby.
sophie has beeen a hairy mary since year 6.
by jazmaniadot August 09, 2009
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hairy assmaster

The North American version or the Harry Assmaster.

1. When a sexually frustrated male college student takes sexual advantage of male dorm/flat mates while they are passed out from excessive partying. This usually involves anal probing of the unsuspecting victim.The distinction between the hairy assmaster and the Harry Assmaster is derived from the tendency that North Americans are unable to pronounce the name 'Harry'. Extensive British studies indicate that 87.5% of North American college students studying in the United Kingdom mispronounce the name Harry as 'Hairy'.
2. A closet homosexual
3. An assmaster
North American: "You are such a hairy assmaster"
British colleague: "It's 'Harry';not 'hairy' you stupid American. Now drop your pants"
by crunchbitemsc November 04, 2011
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hairy legs

Legs with hair on them;hairy legs
Yo man you got some hairy legs

Judith your hairy legs need to be shaved
by Gertis August 06, 2017
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Hairy PotHead

Just like Harry Potter, exept not gay. Hairy Pot Head and the Sorcerors Bone, Hairy Pothead and the Prisoner of Ass Band Camp, and so on all the way tp Hairy Pot Head and the Oreder of Stoners.

Guy#1-Have u read Haryy Potter-
Me-no im not gay. i read Hairy Pothead. (doushe)
by Alfredo Martinez April 24, 2006
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Hairy egg

Similar to your average Dingleberry, only this is a larger quantity of feces attached to even more hair.
Friend 1: Why do you keep picking at your ass? That's gross, You got a dingleberry or something?

Friend 2: Nah man, I got a hairy egg.

Friend 1: ...Wash that shit off, Literally.
by BrooklynsTyrant April 20, 2009
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hairy brain

Post modern term to describe the Shape and texture of ones genital SACK. Also known as : Scrotum, The Bald Eagle and last but not least the Gerbil Bag.
I caught my hairy brain in the garberator again you fucking cunt...

- Cunt, also see Tulips.
by Cock-in-ass August 03, 2003
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hairy fish

sounds more like a unshaved tanky to me...
that chicks got the hairiest fish i've ever seen...
by DyolfKnip February 21, 2005
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