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Grumpy Oyster

Another term or name for a vagina. This only applies if the woman’s vagina is shaved, and the folds or flaps (roast beef curtain) are protruding outwards.
I was soaked last night, this chicks grumpy oyster slobbered all over me.
by uncle big dik August 15, 2010
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gummy bummy

When one person puts his penis up against a woman's asshole, but not in it, and then ejaculates--causing the cum to coat the butthole and slide down the rest of the crack.
Oh man, the other day I gave Sheila a total gummy bummy. She had to take a shower after that!
by Cheesesock December 18, 2010
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Gumped

When a coven of scorned bitches team up and some have been dumped and some have been ghosted they become under the social criteria of ‘Gumped’ #girlpower
“Sick of me life Tom Armstrong has went and give me the herpes then dumped me” said Gertrude
Nightmare I’ve been pure ghosted to fuck by Leonard”
“Oh well, I guess that makes us gumped!!
by Gumped and herped up January 20, 2020
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scrunching a grumpy

the physical act of defecating, going number 2, shitting or more specifically: the movement of one's bowels resulting in the excretion of fecal matter, typically in a toilet.
Ciarra took matches and spray with her to the bathroom because she was planning on scrunching a grumpy.
by SlowPoke33 September 9, 2009
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YOOO Flurbenfline from GUMMY planter LETS GO!!!!

something you say when you don't have anything else to do on bee swarm simulator discord
random1: what's the best way to level up my bees?
random2: YOOO Flurbenfline from GUMMY planter LETS GO!!!!
by Nova1809 October 22, 2022
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crunching a grumpy

man, I ate all that food, I went to the bathroom and was crunching a grumpy, when someone knocked on the door.
by Wolfeppt1 August 4, 2006
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gimpy pirate

You blow a load in a chick's eye, thereby blinding her and then kick her in the knee, making her stumble around the room like a Gimpy Pirate.
I gave that hooker the Gimpy Pirate and then ran away without paying!
by libationlibrarian August 26, 2004
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