Gooshishizm

A large amount of liquid gushing into a usually small area

Paul: Daaayum, yo mikey didya see that shit on the newz?
Mikey: Yeah mang, the dam cracked and flooded that school
Paul: DUDE THERE WAS SO MUCH WATER GOOSHING OUT THAT BITCH
Mikey: YEAH IT WAS LIKE A GOOSHISHIZM!

by DJ D~Llamas November 13, 2010

goshgeedarn

when a girl with very large boobs begins to become sick and whiny at a sleepover, not letting her friends watch "Desperate Housewives" or read "Cosmopolitan"

bridget; STOP READING THAT! STOP WATCHING THAT! I DONT WANT TO WEAR MY BRA!
mallory&rosie; oh my she's such a GOSHGEEDARN

by mallorybellabeau13 April 1, 2011

gloshbag

glosh·bag
   gloɒʃ-bag

–noun
1.
the rucksack to which the douchenozzle is fastened.
2.
a person or animal whose character and/or mannerisms place them in a category that is beyond typical douchedom.

Origin:
early 2011; < German gläuche bäg >

Although Mike's consumption of potassium rich bananas is health conscious, the way in which he consumes an entire bunch in one sitting qualifies him as a veritable gloshbag.

by Hälläfäx October 15, 2011

gooshinblach

Adj; referring to an object of extreme brightness; very shiny.

NOTE: the L is silent, pronounced (goo-shin-bak)

"Wow! That sign is so gooshinblach!"

"Man... don't look at the sun... it's too gooshinblach."

by shortblondefriend August 24, 2011

Gloshenhargen

The German slang for rain boots, related to galoshes. Nick name for a war strategy involving an attack during the rain, when the trenches were flooded.

Hitler ordered the Gloshenhargen plan.

Man, it's raining hard... I wish I brought my gloshenhargen!

by MGRT418 June 19, 2012

Gooshtified

Intentionally shooting a player in a game called Counter-Strike 1.6 as a means to hit the unarmored head which caused a goosh and blood splatter type sound completely obscuring the players aim.

The whole team was gooshtified.

Player John Doe has left the game, he was gooshtified.

by gooshtified March 12, 2013

Gooshmallow

A goober that looks like a marshmallow in the wilderness.

Did you see that gooshmallow? He's actually pretty cute!

by Snugglepuff11 November 6, 2016