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touch grass

What everybody in quarantine desperately needs right now
Bro 1: Man, I've been cooped up in my home for two months now
Bro 2: You really need to go outside and touch grass my dude
by Obv troll is obvious March 10, 2021
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Mardi Grass

On Fat Tuesday a celebration occurs called Mardi Gras. On this day it is also called Mardi Grass...because you get really stoned on this day smoking weed.
"Dudes we gotta smoke later because it is Mardi Grass!!"

"I am so excited for Mardi Grass tomorrow!"
by Patrick Hickory February 24, 2009
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Josh Grasso

A very sexy man. Who yes, is the best at everything. Also is very good looking. Very good at doing things like riding bikes, baking cupcakes. Makes a lean mean potato salad. Just over all the best at everything.
How should I describe god? Just put down Josh Grasso
by Momo12345 July 8, 2011
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if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket

Harry: Wow she's horney. Do you think she is up for it?
Rocco: I don't know but if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket
by ninuzzu April 14, 2015
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grass monkey

A marijuana addict, a stoner, a pothead. "Grass" is a well-known term for marijuana.
Curious George always wondered what the Man in the Yellow Hat has been smoking lately that smelled so good. And so George then sneaked into a weed cabinet which the Man in the Yellow Hat has left unattended, grabbed a few J's and a lighter and then started enjoying himself. He could not stop afterwards. What a grass monkey he now is!

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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.
by Mark H October 2, 2005
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Grass Skirt

When a woman shaves her pubes but leaves the trimmings on her snatch, then has sex. The hair trimmings will then form a "grass skirt" around the base of the man's penis when clinging to the wetness on his dick left by the vagina.
"Dude, that chick didn't shower yesterday..."

"How do you know?"

"Because she gave me a grass skirt last night."
by KelevraBlack July 9, 2015
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Grass Puppy

by BQ Atkin October 20, 2020
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