Grasso Tech is a shitty pseudo upper-class high-school in Groton. Kids from middle schools around the state flock here pretending they have better futures ahead of them. It's actually full of wannabe gangsters, tryhard gangsters, and 2 Asians. (EDIT: 3 Asians. I'm serious)

That kid over there looks like he just ate a bag of dicks; yeah, he probably goes to Grasso Tech.

Grasso Tech by Effrummann January 10, 2011

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Grasso Tech

The best tech school around, with highly trained staff, professional work environments, and high quality lunches. Just kidding, it's a shithole full of racists, incels, and thots. Even us students agree, Grasso Tech sucks.

Student 1: "Man I love Grasso Tech"
Student 2: "Me too"
Student 1 and 2: "Just kidding, it's a shithole."

Grasso Tech by coochieinspector69 March 31, 2022

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john grasso

John Grasso is the name presented amongst a spartan like god. Rumored to be made of stone John Grasso makes love like a "Mystical Stallion." Best known for his ability to give orgasms to both genders with a single stare.

Bro, My girlfriend just got fingered by john grasso. I told her she better get me his autograph next time!

john grasso by JuanLongShlong November 20, 2013

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