Governor Murphy

That dude that is governor in New Jersey.

Governor Murphy, the name that has to right to be yelled out every second by New Jersey kids

by notanewjerseykid January 25, 2022

Governmental nonsense

Nonsense as it pertains to governments or any sort of rule/policy makers/deciders.

I had to make an email address to add this definition, that’s governmental nonsense.

by Just another rando December 24, 2021

Govind

Smartest person in the universe

I want to become a Govind

by Hulk eat a donkey April 16, 2022

Govo

Noun; Slang for “government name”

Parent: “Johnathan Michael Doe get down here this instant”
Teen: (Under his breath) “Damn why she usin the govo?”

by 4kJay November 29, 2022

Govind

Extremely handsome and sexy. He manages to attract every hot girl in the vicinity. He is what many people wish to be.
He is very smart and manages to make all the teachers love him. If you meet Govind then consider yourself blessed.

Person 1: "look at that dude he looks so handsome"
Person 2: "of course that's Govind everyone thinks he's handsome"

by boiiiiiiiiiiioi December 22, 2022

media-government-cynicism-complex

The unwitting or intentional partnership between corporate media and the government that works to saturate and bombard the citizenry with bad news and terror. The goal is to elevate the willful ignorance and acceptance of bad policy, divisive tactics, dehumanization or marginalized members of society and financial regulations that favour the wealthy.

The world is a beautiful place full of good people. If you ignorantly and blissfully consume the "media-government-cynicism-complex" of course you will feel like the world is going to hell in a hand basket. You are missing out and wasting opportunity.

by fundybrewer September 28, 2017

The Government

The organisation who's really behind it all. Corona, murer hornets, climate chance, you name it.
Trump, Kim Jung Un and Putin. No no no. They're just puppets.
No one knows for certain who's really part of The Government. They will kill anyone who says anything, but be on the lookout. You, me, your gran a or you sugardaddy could All potentially be part of The Government.

Person 1 'Oh fuck, I think my granma is part of The Government!'
Person 2 'How did you find out!?'
Person 1 'Because I'm part of The Government'
The Government *Shoots person 1 and person 2* 'Now everything is in order >:)'

by Gretchen's Wiener June 15, 2020