A Gooner Goatee

You happen to find yourself in an all too familiar situation, Charlie ‘big balls’ Follon is squatting above you as you rest. You are awoken by a trembling queef, you proceed to service his batty ring, leaving you with a shit stain around your mouth, you have been given a gooner goatee!

“Sammy Dawbarn keeps coming downstairs with a gooner goatee, the cheeky bitch”

by Owen melling February 21, 2021

gooley

A l337 4 eye TFC Player

OMG hes gooley "l337"

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

Gooner

A female's sex organs or vagina.

My gooner is sore from too much sex.

by Annie Badass April 27, 2006

gooner

the state of being more "goon" or "G acting" than another person place or thing.

jill is gooner than brian.

by football junkie June 7, 2009

gooey smile

This is what happens when a girl smiles too soon after giving oral sex, thus revealing semen on her teeth.

She gave me a gooey smile, there was no way I was going to kiss her.

by brobro December 6, 2007

gooey gilatine

when someone sticks there intire head into a womans vagina hints "gooey gilatine"

by Jordan October 20, 2003

big gooey asshole

when you give someone a big gooey asshole usually involving sperm or candy

I gave Cindy a big gooey asshole when I got tired of the debo j-bonze.

by Titillywinks May 13, 2005