To get buttered

To get buttered is having one’s own anal comfort violently and forcefully disregarded.

A combination of being battered and having one’s butt hurt.

Your boyfriend waking up naked without memories of the previous night in the forest with nothing but a dildo next to him.

Him: (telling you the story on the phone)
You: Gosh, how aweful!

(After a pause … ) Did you get buttered (does your butt hurt)?

To get buttered.

by oOoDandyLionoOO February 1, 2023

To get skirted

At school, to get dress-coded about your skirt. Usually they make you change into the gym clothes or go home.

Mia had to change clothes because her skirt was too short.
Mia got skirted. (To get skirted)

by Merpa November 27, 2022

To get John Wicked

To get ‘‘john wicked’’ or ‘‘john wicking someone’’ means having your dog shot at or shooting someone’s dog.
Based on the John Wick saga, where the whole story starts because someone killed his beloved dog.

@Victoriayavnyi on YT : I feel safe working out at night thanks to my big dog.

Some bitter men in the comments: A gun would end him. I pray for you to get John Wicked.

Person 1: My dog is my best protector.
Person 2: Until I John Wick you.

by slangingshark September 24, 2023

To get all ryan Phillippe

Basically, John wick, Norris, and Rambo rolled into one. The world's ultimate badass lolll.

To get all ryan Phillippe on his ass

by Jimmy volmer October 16, 2023

To Get Vladed

A term in curling when a player misses their called shot, but makes a better shot against all odds and rules of physics.

Oh damn, you are going to get Vladed!

by KForts February 3, 2024

To get Vladed

A term in curling when a players misses their shot against all off and laws of physics to end up with a better shot.

Oh damn, you are about to get Vladed!

by KForts February 3, 2024

how to get the hoes

you don't

why can't I I know how to get the hoes?

because you are on urban dictionary

by himolton April 29, 2024