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When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile 

A gag-worthy sentence whose language and symbolism can only be understood by the most devoted of the Unemployment religion.

Some user sent this sentence in Ethel Cain's livestream, and Ethel managed to read it, ending up confused and lowkey gagged.
"When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile!"
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When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile 

A sentence mixed with AAVE + Stan Twitter words that make absolutely no sense at all for normal English speakers. Only the most devoted of the Unemployment religion can decipher the gaggery of this sentence.

Originally said by a random Twitter user, it gained more recognition when Ethel Cain read the same sentence posted by someone else on her livestream.
"When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile
What he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight
And he'll win the whole thing 'fore he enters the ring
There's no body to batter when your mind is your might
So when you go solo, you hold your own hand
And remember that depth is the greatest of heights
And if you know where you stand, then you know where to land
And if you fall it won't matter, cuz you'll know that you're right" is the full title of Finna Apple's second studio album.

gagatrondra 

when you reach a new level of gaging, and it becomes a gagatrondra.
Denali: I think Elliot is a clear bottom
Gottmik: clear?! Gagatrondra
gagatrondra by Scarlet bitch March 14, 2021

Gage Waight 

really enjoys en"gage"ing in sexual acts with men
male: hey gage waight! let's hook up!
Gage Waight by boomer brown May 18, 2021
1. (verb) To be severely confused.
2. (adjective) strange, unnatural.
1. When Tom came up to me and talked about Frances' foot addiction, I was so gagneuia. What is he talking about?

2. It was a sight of pure gagneuia - the ancient rune's symbols did not make any sense.
gagneuia by brainerry May 3, 2020

Lolly-Gaggin 

1. To sit or meander about (whether in life as a whole or at a specific time) with no apparent purpose, direction, or desire for either.

2. The act of choking on a lollipop.

3. A term used to describe a singer's voice who either has no vocal talent or who appears to have no idea what they are even singing about.
1. All those bums ever do is lolly-gag around the park all day.

2. He was lolly-gagging like a cat on a hair-ball so I gave 'im the ol' heimlick.

3. Turn that lolly-gaggin' crap off before my ears start up-chuckin'.
Lolly-Gaggin by ClothyMonster April 24, 2011