A hideous peg-legged woman who lives under a bridge in the middle of the woods, serving as toll booth attendant for aforementioned bridge. The only allowable method of payment is to allow her to gobble your knob. Much like a crack head in Compton approaches a pusher or trapstar offering fellatio in exchange for crack, the traveler must allow the hobbling knob gobbler to gobble their knob in order to cross the bridge.
by no one146 April 18, 2006
Person 1: Oh, my god. Person 3 is a Quebec's Glizzy Gobbler!
Person 2: Ew! Nobody likes that province! It sucks!
Person 3: *Pulls out a Quebec flag from their ass*
Person 2: Ew! Nobody likes that province! It sucks!
Person 3: *Pulls out a Quebec flag from their ass*
by QuebecsWife March 21, 2022
The act in which one can seemingly effortlessly open their throat and swallow down a cock deepthroat while simultaneously fluttering their throat and rolling their tongue hence making a sound of a turkey gobbling.
by Jnasty praise money June 04, 2018
Phrase popularized by the viewers of ibxtoycat.
It means to eat a lot of big macs in a short amount of time.
It means to eat a lot of big macs in a short amount of time.
by R_Zombie12345 January 28, 2021
n: 1) one who enjoys consuming large amounts of crap, 2) person who transparently, constantly and voraciously curries favor, especially in a work environment.
I'd like to call her a fucking brown-noser, but that's an HR violation, so I'll stick with calling her a hungry poo gobbler.
by wonkothesane August 17, 2006
by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018
Someone who eats pussy that is not clean or shaven. Preferably a pussy with an afro that reaks of old salmon and covered with cheese like lice.
Jake: He doesn't get with hot chicks, he's just a Fuzzy Cheese Gobbler.
Rance: That may be but you gobbled some fuzzy cheese last night.
Rance: That may be but you gobbled some fuzzy cheese last night.
by Jake Hall April 16, 2008