glockenschpiel

Relating to a large cock.

A LARGE church in Munich.

OR

A clock.

"Oh my, what a glockenschpiel you have!"

"Have you ever worshipped your savior in Glockenschpiel."

"I bought an antique glockenspchpiel from lala land."

by Frijoleschichichocolate December 18, 2006

glock

A peashooter, but also a headshooter. Used by l337 d00d5 to astound n00bs

1) G10C|< |o0\/\/4|-|!!!!!
2) j00 |\|008, 1 0\/\/|\|3Z j00 \/\/17|-| 73|-| G10C|<!!!!!

by DragonSpike August 17, 2003

Glock

A word that fetty wap says in 679, but 90 percent of the world's population doesn't know what the fuck it means.

I got a Glock in my 'rarri, 17 shots, no 38

by Tragic Bronson(Javalle McGee) September 3, 2016

Flowing Glockamentubo and the Cow

a series of books created to study the chakra of cattle and how to make them more happy using Tai Chi and other energetic arts.

" This Cow's Glockamentubo is very rich, these are some pictures of Tai Chi movements you can do to get your cattle in a more peaceful states. " See picture: "Making your bull more passive"

The Flowing Glockamentubo and the cow is an art most impressive for getting cattle ready for slaughter.

by Zack S July 30, 2008

glock

popular bitches, who think the're all that.
poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop

stacy: omg, dont u just wish we could b like that!?!?!?!?!
penelope: god no! the're so glock

by xfgnxfg July 25, 2007

glock

A pistol most popular among gangs and terrorists. Some versions of the pistol are completely made from ceramics and fiberglass, making the gun impossible to detect by a metal detecting device. Other versions of the Glock include a feature which lets the user of the pistole switch it from semi-automatic fire to fully automatic.

You about to be Glocked yo.

by -Drakken August 23, 2003

glock

A gun that looks like a normal 9mm, but is made out of ceramics and cannot be detected by metal detecters.

I got through the metal detectors without my glock being detected.

by Curtis Jackson March 23, 2003