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Wharton State Forest

A large, primarily pine tree forest in Burlington County in South Jersey. Home of empty long state routes, cedar-water canoeing & fishin, sand pit parties, and the hickest of all hicks who have ever lived.
You killed that bitch?! Better bury her up in Wharton State Forest.
by Dpaugh May 12, 2011
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Annihilating the forest

In other words burning trees, smoking the mary jane, and flying high man. Im talking like some many blunts and shit.
We were annihilating the forest, man
by chocolatekush420 December 12, 2011
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Porcupine in the forest

When a male, or female has an intense itch in their pubes.
Chad: Bro why are putting cornstarch in your pants.
Brad: Cause bro, I got a porcupine in the forest.
Chad: Wow, that is a very interesting, and useful phrase that can be utilized in everyday conversation.

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Brad: Yea, some sort of linguistic genius posted it on urban dictionary ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by Pseudodumb April 25, 2016
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Karen Sue Barue-Forester

Pronounced Karen Subaru-Forester.

Female office worker-type annoyance that can typically be found blocking the left lane in front of you going the exact speed limit driving any one of the number of small SUVs built for just for her ilk.

Characteristics:
• Visor down permanently despite position or existence of sun.

• Rearview mirror positioned for makeup application.
• Cellphone stuck on dash with visible big red GPS arrow pointing up all the time.
• License plate frame from local 'Karen-Car SuperStore' dealer.
• Tiny head so vehicles appears driverless.
• Very white.
• Sometimes woke.
• Drives extra cautiously if it's wet, dark or cold.
• Listens to 'lifestyle' podcasts.
• Uses a 'calming' app multiple times daily.
• Assuages self-worth issues via social-media and pets.
• Still has cable.

Most important things in life are (in order) family, food, phone, friends and TV.

Believes she's extra special because her friends call her 'Kare'.
Annoyed Commuter approaching from the rear:

'And here we have the next Karen Sue Barue-Forester firmly entrenched in her camping spot in the left lane!'

'Move OVER Kare...nom nom your Dunkin' Wake-Up Wrap in the other LANE!'
'Wait is anyone even driving that thing?!?'
'just. fuckin. move. lady.'
by Vesper47 January 8, 2021
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Amazon Rain Forrest

A pussy so wet, yet hairy, that it resembles the Amazon Rain Forrest
Yo dawg! This girl just sent me nudes, I saw her Amazon Rain Forrest!
by Pussypleaser1234569 June 1, 2021
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forest

An area, building or object filled with attractive people, or people who you would - i.e. have sex with.

It is derived from this area or object (such as a car) being filled with "would", sounding like "wood", therefore the connection to forest becomes apparent.
Man, that party last night was a forest! There were so many hot girls!
by DaveZeroZero April 5, 2008
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Forrest Gump Syndrome

Someone who always has his eyes closed during photos.
Jim's from Forrest Gump Syndrome ruined the photo because he was the only one with his eyes closed in the picture
by drlj05 August 15, 2007
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