Flappy bird

Flappy bird - a disabled bird who can't fucking fly and has no fucking legs, the most frustrating game on the fucking planet. A bird who hits pipes on the fucking head and falls straight to the motherfucking floor. An asshole bird who gets you to tap to make him fly. He is also blind an has a vagina for a god damn mouth.

"Hey man you played flappy bird?"
"Don't even get me started on that bullshit"

flappy bird

by Docto January 31, 2014

Trump flag

Trump flag
A display of bigotry, especially racism or misogyny, often justified by irrational adherence to lies that have been repeatedly disproven.

He really let his Trump flag fly with that bullshit about immigrants taking our jobs.

by Milesoftrane October 21, 2016

flamingo up

like a cock up but much much bigger

"So you set fire to your entire bedroom by trying to flick a lit cigarette into your girlfriends mouth?"
"Yeah. I've got to admit it, I flamingoed up a bit."

by John the happy black man April 16, 2005

flajaundice

Used to refer to an unknown disease, most commonly a disease of the sexually transmitted variety.

Carmine: Did you see that chick Sylvester took home last night?
Dude: Yeah she was sketchy, he probably caught the flajaundice.
Carmine: He should get that checked.


Ricky: Does this look like syphilis to you?
Steve: I don't know but it's flajaundice for sure.
Ricky: I should get that checked.

by larrysellers October 16, 2008

Flatulence hoe

a hood rat who farts during the act

Oh shiz!! Get outta here flatulence hoe, you farted on my face!!

by TombolaTagada April 23, 2009

flaccid reflux

What happens when a man lies down too quickly after sex, and more jism spurts out of his floppy dick.

Damn! I just had flaccid reflux! Now we're both gonna sleep in a wet spot!

by Pod Tailin' February 8, 2010

Flashy-Eye

When someone takes a large amount of pictures and the repeated flashing of the camera starts to bother your eyes and leaves you seeing light spots. This often occurs in a darkly lit setting, such as a bar, when a friend a few drinks in decides to have an impromptu photo shoot.

Man after she took the hundredth picture, I started to get flashy-eye.

by Oracle547 July 30, 2012