flexall cock

After applying a muscle reliever such as Flexall 454 or Ben gay, and then forgetting to wash your hands, and then taking a piss.

the victim is left with icy hot sensations on his wangal area.

I put some flexall on my shoulder, and then went to beat off, my cock felt like I just salsa fucked salma hayek

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

e-flex

The art of convincing people over the internet how cool you are. E-flexing is mostly done by E-tards and hobo's with broadband.

Dude, I'm gonna e-flex you so bad, I would so kick your ass! And I'm certain about it even though I've never saw you, also its good that I will never see you, as it would most probably mean I'd get my fat nerdy ass kicked.

by Tudor Hansson April 22, 2006

File

A friggin folder on ur computer or in ur drawer at work

You: John, can you send me that file?
John: no fuck you, you owe me 5 bucks

by A random sap January 22, 2020

No flex November

During No Flex November, one is not allowed to flex in any way, both physically and mentally, including muscles, money earned, grades and sexual contact. No Flex November is often completed alongside with No Nut November, and after completing these 2 challenges you will gain mental advantage over your enemies, and physicall strenght out of this world.

Chris: Aye bro, you wanna do the No Flex November challenge?

Seb: Nah man I'm already doing the no fap challenge.
Chris: Bro we're gonna become gods!
Seb: Hell ye!

by zkrash November 1, 2018

flex

jai

person 1: "im so dedicated to football, I just smashed out a great training sesh im so good. like the academy just made me pro u should've seen me repping the goals at training today . plus my brows r on fleek today. also did u know also there's a town in Germany called Burmeister."

person 2: "geez that guy is such a flexer, I bet his name is jai"

by personwhoknowsalot March 30, 2020

Filet Mignon

The pink part of a vagina that is the meaty center of goodness.

I smell that filet mignon.

This bitch wants to get lucky and she bought me Mexican food. Ima fart on her if she touches my filet mignon.

by Ke//yy September 15, 2009

No Flex Zone

Slang; Usually a party, but sometimes any place where one doesn't have to compete for women. The girls already like the guy and there aren't any other men there who aren't good friends, therefore, one doesn't have to flex to woo the women. The term was coined by the Ear Drummas with their song of the same name.

Whattup bro, I got like five hoes here and me, it's a straight no flex zone, so just throw on some clean clothes and come quick, we can probably gangbang 'em all.

by phantomvii June 7, 2015