Fecery

1. An argument style focused on avoiding the points of your opponent, and instead using misdirection, distortion, and other forms of intellectual dishonesty.

2. What follows after attempting to yeahbut your way through an argument.

3. The act of spreading bullshit arguments, aka, spreading feces.

Reasoned Opponent - "All I'm saying is that you have to look to the cause of the action. "

Fecer - "Oh, so that's a cause now."

Reasoned Opponent - "Wait, what? You just agreed with me that it was a cause."

Fecer - "No, I said causes don't matter and what really matters is how it makes us feel."

Reasoned Opponent - "What sort of fecery is this?"

by OneTrueCage May 8, 2013

fencecharls

he’s the king of fanpages. he’s stupid hot stay mad. he’s talented and loved and better then you.

fencecharls king of fanpages

by mj loves October 1, 2021

sam fender

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by greasyspoon28 August 24, 2019

Eating the feces of knowledge

A man who takes a dump on stage throw at people and I'm smarter than you because I eat the feces of knowledge

GG eating the feces of knowledge

by Kingofdick December 21, 2019

Swing for the fences

Originally a baseball term meaning to try hitting a home run. Now used extensively by for example the commentators in the UFC and other combat sports, referring to fighters striking for each other with reckless abandon, trying to get in a finishing blow.

Also sometimes used in completely unrelated attempts at doing difficult or near-impossible things.

"And Ruth was able to hit more homers than some entire teams because he played the game differently – he swung for the fences at every bat." - DodgerDog

"...Cause they're both a little fired up, and both wanna swing for the fences and make the other one look really, really bad" - Joe Rogan, Commentator, UFC

by araziel November 7, 2007

fecesbooking

The act of using the social-networking site Facebook while in the bathroom, usually from a smartphone or other mobile device.

(on facebook chat)

Guy 1: Hey
Guy 2: 'sup
Guy 1: Watcha doin?
Guy 2: I'm on the crapper fecesbooking, hbu?
Guy 1: Same dude, same.

by d2acc1 February 28, 2011

Fendelmaning

The act of attempting to sexually engage those much younger than you.

Jerry Sandusky always had a passion for fendelmaning.

by Sr. Notafagli Kwestminster August 27, 2014