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fancy pants

A pretentious, rich, liberal post-teen from the north east
"Elizabeth is such a fancy pants fucker. What a rich bitch. I hope she enjoys that new 'tight pad' her daddy bought her."
by Jimmy Williams May 13, 2005
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fandango

a female part also known as vagina or fanny used as slang for either of these
i have a itch fandango
by tash90 August 4, 2008
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clem fandango

An Idiotic hipster fucktard who takes pleasure in being a total cunt
Guy 1:"fuck you, you piece of shit"
Guy 2: "I may be a piece of shit, but at least I'm not a total Clem Fandango like you"
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fancy feast

Common phrase used to react to various situations throughout life and your day. Often used to overly express a reaction to something being said by someone or something. Of little or no relation to the cat food.
Cyndi Lauper says, "Oh, girls just wanna have fun..."
You reply, "Fancy feast!"

Jim Henson says, "Kermit the Frog was meant to be black."
You reply, "Fancy feast!"

Mark says, "Me and Danny are going on a sexual date."
Crystal replies, "Fancy feast!"
by Daniel of New York April 24, 2008
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Fancy

An adjective describing an amazing, dubstep loving, beautiful, musically talented amazing person. Can also be used to described a cat.
B: You know Amber?

L: Yeah, she's hella fancy

I: Wordd. She plays the uke

N: And gets mad cats

K: They be callin her day an night. All day errdayyy
by Anon33218 June 19, 2011
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Fandango

The gayest thing you could ever do to someone.

The art of fandango normally requires two males, a love for extreme sports and a high-protein diet (so high in protein its toxic). The act of fandanglia can usually be practiced no more than 2 times, severe cranial trauma, fatal dehydration and hypernatremia normally result upon or following the third exposer.

The cause of dehydration and hypernatremia result from Fandango induced inflammatory diarrhea, in which occurs when the motility of the gastrointestinal tract is abnormally high. This is most always due to the rapid influx of fiber and protein from the prefandaglia pinto-bean consumption. This toxic dose of fiber damages the mucosal lining and brush border of the intestines, which leads to the necessary loss of protein-rich fluids (resembling the discharge of Ulcerative colitis) needed to sustain an appropriate fandango.
The cranial trauma is exponentially accumulated throughout the exposers, because the protein-rich fluids impact the face at such extreme velocities, the first facial fandangage, commonly causes zygomular, maxillary and mandibular hair line fractures in which give way to massive compound fracturing upon future acts.

Deviation of the septum, facial hematoma, visceral herniation and E. coli poisoning are common indicators of a first or possible second fandango (depending on a persons resiliency, time between fandagos and/or dosage-prefandango of Ampicillian or azythromyacin). It is not uncommon for a persons first fandanglial experience to be his fatal final.

Anything less would just be Fletching.
His third Fandango was his Final.

I just got Fandango'ed so hard it deviated my septum.

I scored a 1370 on my SAT's but since my second fandango I am now reading at a third grade level.

I would fandango you until you were Down Syndrome busted!
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Fandangos

A word to describe large, erect nipples that are noticable through a t-shirt and can poke your eye out.

Occurs when in cold weather and kinky situations or just really happy.
Jerry: Ouch!
Mr Penang: Sorry Jerry
Jerry: Watch where you swing those fandangos!
by Mers October 8, 2007
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