Meaning handbrake in English, there is no apparent reason for it to be called an emergency handbrake; as there isn’t often a emergency situation where it would be a good idea to lock up the back wheels. Smarter Americans call it a parking brake.
by Jack February 22, 2005
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a group of friends talking at a restaurant
Friend#1 has finished his dinner except for a few fries
Friend#1: hey do you think I could get this to go?
Group: silence
Friend#2: was that even a joke?
Friend#3: I think it's time to go guys, this guy has started making elmer jokes
Friend#1 has finished his dinner except for a few fries
Friend#1: hey do you think I could get this to go?
Group: silence
Friend#2: was that even a joke?
Friend#3: I think it's time to go guys, this guy has started making elmer jokes
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It could be the consequence of a zero calorie dinner.
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Ted's 4-burrito lunch kept trying to escape, forcing him to perform an emergency stop several times while attempting to use the urinal.
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Oh theres emberly
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