A guy who is usually a huge dick. One becomes drum captain because of seniority, regardless of musical skill. The band director usually lets the drum captain get away with anything. Assigns himself the best parts in songs while everybody else gets shit on and put on cymbals.
Drum Captain: Hey, I'm putting you on bells despite the fact you're a better musician than I am for this song while me and my friends are gonna play snare.
Other Percussionist: Dude, fuck you. Bells only play for 13 measures in the entire song.
Captain: But you can read music.
Percussionist: Not my fault you can't.
Captain: You're a faggot.
Percussion: At least I'm not a huge dick.
Other Percussionist: Dude, fuck you. Bells only play for 13 measures in the entire song.
Captain: But you can read music.
Percussionist: Not my fault you can't.
Captain: You're a faggot.
Percussion: At least I'm not a huge dick.
by Pkshn April 26, 2014
Get the drum captainmug. An expression that shows one thinks something is good or bongoes. The thing that is bongoes performs the phrase. When used in the past tense, it can either be "beats the drums" or "beat the drums" interchangeably.
by Bongoeman February 26, 2025
Get the beats the drumsmug. That one senior that at least 4 kids have dated and at least 1 freshman has a crush on.
Is also known as the cult leader in some cases
Band directors personal servant
Is also known as the cult leader in some cases
Band directors personal servant
by ✨Lime✨ September 7, 2021
Get the Drum Majormug. Over time the little chips of drumstick fall on the ground around your drums can leave you with a snowglobe drum set.
You should get those aluminum drumsticks. I mean just check out your floor. You have a snowglobe drum set.
by iloveitwhenyoucallmebigwhopper September 25, 2009
Get the Snowglobe drum setmug. A type of cellar-dweller that is characterized by owning a drum set, or some other type of musical instrument, this giving him an overinflated sense of coolness. Behaviors include bragging to people about being hungover at work, and drawing undue attention to their personal appearance (e.g., "check out my sweet, sweet auburn hair!")
Wow, listen to Sean talk about how cool he is just because he plays the drums. He's such a goblin on drums, he still lives with his parents in a room that has carpet on the walls.
by JonJacobJingleHeimerSchmidt July 23, 2019
Get the Goblin on drumsmug. When a woman farts in the seated position and the gas exits through the front instead of the back, becoming trapped in the frontal region. She then heads to the bathroom to shit and upon first push, produces a quif... The Drum Roll.
Harriet realized it was time to go when she let a short pre-shit rip out while sitting on the couch. She headed to the bathroom and upon sitting down gave a little push, and out came The Drum Roll before the big event.
by KSkrill September 6, 2014
Get the The Drum Rollmug.