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To have a bowel movement. The p in poop has been flipped around to form doop.

doop = poop

Only funny, cute people use this word.
"Oh, you gotta get home to take a doop doop?"

"Pull over, I need to doop doop."
by MellyMelMel January 14, 2009
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doogsi

the act of popping a blood vessel, while in the act of masturbation.

"dude, do you have pink eye?"
"na, the lady wasn't givin' up so I had to finish the job myself..."
"damn it's been a while since I Doogsi'd
doogsipophurt
by WobbleDoo December 12, 2010
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doomsday question

A question that cannot be answered without lying, or changing the subject to avoid an undesired effect.

This is commonly done in an argument or disagreement when they think doing so will make a point. It will only make a point to gullible morons.
Normal Person: The kicker is important in a football game.

Douchebag: Is he as important as the quarterback? (doomsday question)

Normal Person: (shakes head and sighs) What do you think...

Douchebag: I asked you not me

Normal Person: (depressed) No...

Douchebag: Exactly so you were wrong. The quarterback is much more important.

Normal Person: Did I say the kicker was more important than the quarterback?

Douchebag: So the kicker is more important? (doomsday question #2)
by Optical_Epilepsy July 4, 2011
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Doop

The act of ingesting L.S.D. through the bunghole.
"Brett dooped so hard last night that he was seeing the next dimension."
by Lil Traumatized March 14, 2019
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Doobs

The breasts of an overweight Male individual that resembles those of a female.... A.K.A "Dude boobs".
1. "Damn, look at his Doobs"

2. "That awkward moment when your Doobs are larger than your girlfriend.
by Beasley March 23, 2019
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Doop

The act of a girl sucking an extremely long schlong; especially if it seems it would not fit in her mouth

Originates from the Marvel character Doop, which has an infinite space within him
Doop my donkey dick ho!
by lilest dipper April 20, 2020
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Doop

A doop is any racist, homophobic, transphobic, or misogynistic boy that thinks it’s a personality trait to be any or all of those things. They are the types of boys to think they are really funny but aren’t because all of their humor revolves around those things.
Girl: Hey did you hear what happened yesterday after school?
Boy: Shut up woman go back to the kitchen
Girl: That’s why you’re a f*cking doop and nobody likes you and you have no friends.
Girl 2: KILL ALL MEN
by FuckBoysGetBread June 10, 2020
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