dildoic

of or relating to a dildo

The giant highlighter is dildoic.
We had a dildoicly good time in the meadow.
This soda bottle is not only phallic but also dildoic

by Ncik May 2, 2004

Dildasorous

1: An extremely large dildo.
2: Someone who acts as a mean dildo.

Billy why are you such a dildasorous to me?

by Box May 13, 2005

Dildo Faggot

A phrase that goes through many peoples' heads, but they are too embarrassed to tell anyone. It is a standard insult, synonymous with Faggot, asstard, and nigger faggot.

guy: Bob you are a DILDO FAGGOT!!!
bob: wat teh fuke u tekkin aboot?

by TheAssMaster January 14, 2010

sand dildo

when an old gross man lies under the sand at the beach with his dick upright

wow look at dat sand dildo

by poo man chu January 22, 2011

Dragon Dildo

A huge ass dildo shaped like a dragon penis that destroys your ass.

My ass hurts after using that dragon dildo.

by Nargacuga King August 28, 2017

piece of fucking dildo dick

What piece, though?

Person A: You piece of fucking dildo dick!
Person B: What piece, though?
Person C: Presumably, a piece of fucking dildo dick.
Repeat exchange between person B and person C ad infinitum with variations.

by SmackThatBootyLikePOW July 25, 2017

double sided dildo

long two sided dido used for double penatrations (dp) or using up the butt or clit and sucking at the same time. also used to pleasure two people at the same time.

max was using his double sided dildo with phil. it was jammed deep in their asses.

by konrad and christian July 31, 2008