Selecting everything on your desktop, pressing 'Ctrl-A + Enter'. This will in turn open up every single program, document and file stored on your desktop.
by Laser0pz November 26, 2010
Get the Desktop Terrorism mug.1. Anyone who sees/reads innocent comments on his desktop (usually displayed social network websites) and refers/understands it sexually/ pornographically.
2. A porno addict that is glued to his computer (usually nerds who watch too much porn)
2. A porno addict that is glued to his computer (usually nerds who watch too much porn)
1. GIRL (on a comment thread): So like I stuck my hand out and gave the poor beggar some candy and he just snatched it from me greedily!! He must have been so hungry!
Desktoperv: OOOOOO, Mama! Them beggars love when you hand out some suga!
GIRL: PERV!
2. Get off the computer Nic! Watching porn all day long, a desktoperv you are!
Desktoperv: OOOOOO, Mama! Them beggars love when you hand out some suga!
GIRL: PERV!
2. Get off the computer Nic! Watching porn all day long, a desktoperv you are!
by Sarukris January 13, 2011
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by Scummbagg September 29, 2011
Get the Deskerations mug.Inconspicuous desk drink. Really, any kind of alcohol camouflaged in a water bottle/travel mug/canteen, etc. Mixer encouraged, but not required.
by Deskdrinker November 20, 2013
Get the desktail mug.Desktris (Desk & Tetris): When you switch desks at work and you have to arrange everything so that's it really neat and tidy with everything slotted perfectly in its assigned place... before it inevitably gets messy as the desk is no longer "new". A bit like those elusive "neat books" in Primary School where you take extra care in making sure that your handwriting is really tidy on the first page, but then it just all goes to shit and you give up when you spell something wrong and have to scribble it out; or the next page doesn't have 50-odd pages underneath it and it doesn't feel as nice to write on... or you notice that you pushed the pencil* so hard that it's made an imprint on the 3rd page and now it looks like one of those old receipt books that some businesses have.
*Pen if you were in Year 6
*Pen if you were in Year 6
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Get the Desktris mug.When you pile stuff so high on your desk that it eventually comes tumbling down onto the floor below.
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Get the deskalanche mug.Nate is a deskopheliac.
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