brain damage

a syndrome every fortnite kid has but doesn't know

Fortnite Kid - *dances fortnite dances in the middle of the mall*

Guy - this kid has brain damage

by Matsu Robot June 23, 2022

Bran Dimage

When you do something so stupid that it transcends and deviation of the word stupid

Yo did she just try and walk though wet concrete? Man she got Bran Dimage

by CheesyMna August 3, 2022

Umaru Doma

A shape shifting monster of an otaku who transforms from normal human form in public to chibi form at home. She's lazy, uses her older brother Taihei as her big fat ugly bitch, and makes you want to strangle her. Her favourite foods are cola, potato chips, and bamboo chutes.

Taihei would want Frank Murphy from F is for Family to put his little sister Umaru Doma through that fucking wall.

by Viscount Druitt September 29, 2022

Emotional Damage

Emotional Damage is caused when you get B, C, E or F in your exam, or when you are so addicted to gaming you forgor to do your laundry, then your asian father comes to take the slipper to slap you with it.

A) Teacher, what is my exam score?
B) You got 79.5 score, so you got B
A) EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

by SkyRiseD November 3, 2022

Trek Domane SL7

A crappy, low quality BSO (Bike Shaped Object) that falls apart with the slightest use. Marketed at $6000 at Trek when in GDR3alityy you gan buy the exact same bike for an insane $69 at Walmart or Sam's Club.

Mia C.: Check this out! its my new Trek Domane SL7 I got from Trek bike shop in antarctica, It costed me nearly 7 grand.
Donald Trump: WDYM i heard that you can get the exact same model for just $69 at walmart. They are often offered at $0 in the local landfills.
Mia C.: shut the fuck up donald duck.
Donald Trump: dont believe me, here i'll ride it. *bike falls apart*
Mia C.: ah fuck, 7 grand wasted... and yes i couldv'e gotten this at walmart.

by Knmagor May 12, 2023

That's Damage

A term similar to "Thats epic" which is used to express something really cool

Dude, that's damage!

by ~*Sapphira*~ December 27, 2011

slap-ass damage

when you get hit by something and it doesn't really hurt but you still yelp and react, like a slap on the ass

"bro did you just scream"
"yeah bro i just took slap-ass damage."

by Jimbles McKimbles February 3, 2020