Diaper Dialed

When a child or baby accidentally calls someone when they are playing with your phone. Similar to Butt Dialing

My nephew Diaper Dialed me last night. I picked up the phone and all I heard was baby talk.

by comguy12 October 14, 2009

Diaper Tan

When a female's full covering bikini tan lines leave her buttocks ghostly white while her legs, stomach, and back are beautifully tan leaving her to look like she is wearing a diaper while in the nude.

A Diaper Tan is when a girl is fully nude and her body while beautifully tan, is white around her private parts and buttocks leaving her looking like she is wearing a diaper.

by speedramp35 August 2, 2010

diaper mask

What one wears when they are going to get shitfaced

"Hey Paul I hope you brought your diaper mask because we are getting shitfaced"

by taterskinss July 10, 2012

Diaper Dick

When a man's pants puff out or crease around his crotch area in such an unflattering way that it resembles a diaper bulge.

"Dude, that guy's pleated pants are giving him major diaper dick."

Dave feels like a hot stud when he gets diaper dick because it makes his junk look huge, but really he just looks like a tool.

by Meowpowwow June 21, 2016

diaper

For f**ks sake, its a nappy

Bob has s**t his nappy again

by Matt March 4, 2005

diaper duper

A dufus who wears diapers when they are 10 years old and still sucks their mother's teat.

I understand that your cousin is a diaper duper.

by xarbone September 26, 2009

Diaper Booty

A girl with flat butt that has a little sag to it in an unappealing manor, usually in a pair of jeans. A butt that resembles a sagging baby diper.

Man, yo girl gots Diaper Booty. or When that girl turned around, I almost ran from her Diaper Booty.

by SellinUdreamS August 23, 2006