desert dick

the way your penis feels and looks because of lack of vaginal intercousre or maturbation. dry wrinkle cracked like a desert

yo mothafucka i aint got the vagine in a minute im truly rocking the desert dick

by j-hizz June 10, 2007

Desert Rat

A term for a woman who grew up in or near a desert town, and they may be REALLY hot, but something is always just a little fucked up about them

A hot chick who seems normal at first glance.... but she has 12 kids and a meth addicted ex husband who is naturally in jail.

Or really hot and nice, but missing a toe.

"Wow, look at her!....Careful, she's a desert rat"

by LACF October 23, 2008

Desert Foothills Jr. High

The crappiest Jr. High School in Arizona, where their main concern is if you where your hood up on your jacket or not, instead of the kids who are cutting themselves in the corner or the kids flunking 7th Grade for the fiftieth time in a row, and a girl came to school and shot at people because someone "took" her boyfriend.

Mike: What school do you go to?
Emily: Desert Foothills JHS
Mike: haha, that sucks.

by MissCleo July 23, 2004

The Desert

Another word for Google.

Teacher: "And where did you find this information for your essay?"

Student: "The Desert"

by gods_secretary June 24, 2011

palm desert

Palm Desert is a wonderful place to vacation. It is very very sunny all the time and very relaxing. There are palm trees and flowers everywhere you look. Pools and golf courses are dying to be used and there is great shopping. The river which is a really fun and popular place to go, it's always crowded at night with a movie theater, families, and friends. There is Westfield with all the shopping and brand names you can imagine. There is also something equivalent to Rodeo Drive in LA. However, if you're looking to party hard this is not your place to be but you will still have a fantastic time.

Hey! Where are you going for spring break?
I'm going to Palm Desert to get my tan on!

by Krvballgirl17 April 22, 2011

desert

commonly refers to the DESERT EAGLE .50 pistol invented in the 80's by Magnum Research Incorporated.
The DEagle fires a half inch slug that can do serious damage to human body tissue or can puncture armor such as Kevlar.

I need a powerful handgun so I will buy a Desert to smoke them fools at my smoke.

by jonathan May 1, 2004

Desert Eagle

The single greatest handgun ever made. God himself always carried one in each hand, infact Jesus and Muhammed both carried Deagles with them at all times. Even Buddha had a Deagle lying around, therefore, it is the greatest thing ever made ever and will never not be the greatest because it is.

Oh noes, our AWPs and scouts and guns that aren't deagles are no match for the awesomeness of Desert Eagle /die

by Aaron2k6 August 26, 2006