custoners

Customers that are stoned.

I had a bunch of smelly custoners at the end of my shift. They couldn't make any decisions and wouldn't stop giggling.

by stumphaus October 22, 2014

custody hangover

When a complicated holiday visitation schedule was agreed upon when you were a child and your parents divorced, and violating it now (years after it has legally expired) would start world war 3 in your family.

"Why don't you and Darren spend Christmas together? You've been dating for 5 years!"
"Oh, I still have a custody hangover."

by firefoxx66 December 15, 2016

Custodial entertainer

The person who spends more time with a child than the actual parents.

"That's my Grandma Linda, she's my custodial entertainer" Lilly said.

by billyboombox June 2, 2016

Cystomorotinospherosis

Cystomorotinospherosis is a half -Tumor half -Phedus disease in somebody's Hypocampus which can lead to mental disorders and even death if not treated correctly. It's getting spread in most rural countries through eating bats or reptiles. It can also be spread through Spores or Insects. It's treatable through Chemo-Therapy but in most cases the whole Hypocampus is already infected which is not treatable anymore.

Cystomorotinospherosis is deadly

by Pr. Dr. Hendrick Barn July 20, 2017

Clustomer

When you have a client or customer who is a absolute clusterfuck to deal with, hence clustomer.

Man these guys are so hard to deal with , a total clustomer!

by MrGib September 16, 2017

cuntominus

The lowest form of those exhibiting cunt-like qualities

Hitler was a cuntominus fuck face.

by Select 7 March 6, 2018

custodial-scepter

Toilet brush, mop, or broom. Similar to the ornamented staff carried by royalty; the tool of the custodial trade is symbolic for anyone cleaning up crap others leave behind. Unlike the ornamented staff carried by dignitaries, the custodial scepter is actually useful.

Julia spun her custodial-scepter in a perfect circle scrubbing the resistant residue from the porcelain altar of excretion relief. Her toilet would be clean before company arrived by gosh!

by Jules.Sheehy August 3, 2018