slot custard

The sweetest dessert in the world

So then she slurped up a giant batch of slot custard.

by mattyt107 May 28, 2022

Custard Pouch

| ˈkəstərd pouCH |

noun

a term for a really bad pimple and/or whitehead, typically one that is located deep below the epidermis.

When popped/squeezed, it's contents look thick and off-white, like custard.

I really wanted to go to prom with her, but I had a goddamn massive custard pouch and was afraid it would explode all of it's eggshell chunkiness on her, so I bailed.

by Dunk Eggmaker May 30, 2022

Custard

Cracker, baloney and cheese.

I love custards because they taste so good I’m glad luncahvle serve them

by Arrowgu4 March 19, 2022

(wank spanners basatoradorial fuck custard)

an ultimate cunt who should be liquidised into thalidomide wank oil and festering decomposed spunk

((wank spanners basatoradorial fuck custard) a third dan black belt shit house and fuck custard who should be stir fried in hot synthetic Kentucky fried dog shit after being arse fucked by a bisexual octopus, while his balls are steamed cleaned in hot camels piss. a), a mark five cunt with power steering and overdrive.

by bucket crutch 2 April 20, 2022

Custard

NOUN
1. Someone who is not talented at cussing.
2. Someone who cusses uncontrollably and often.
3. Someone who botches dessert recipes involving dairy and egg yolk.
4. Someone who gets rejected by urban dictionary.

5. Alternatively, someone who gets accepted by urban dictionary (honorific: synonymous with cus-genius)
6. Derogatory: Someone who has no sense of humor.

Informal usage: That guy is a General Custard (akin to being a Major Asshole).

Ancient proverb: a custard's last stand is never a pretty sight to behold.

by anonymous December 27, 2020

Hot custard

Cumming into someone's butt and they hold it inside for a while keeping it warm until it congeals

Can I use your bathroom? I've been baking a hot custard all day.

by MsLady2754 January 13, 2021

custard drop

when Sam gets horny late at night on his farm, he sneaks out to the cattle to preform an act known as the custard drop and gets fertilised from the "custard drop" from the prized bull.

Sam tired out all the cattle last night he was out there custard dropping all night

by jims mowing.com May 9, 2021