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keen custard

When she took her clothes off, my keen custard came out.
by datwidowasstho August 17, 2017
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Funny Custard

Especially thick ejaculate. Most commonly used in relation to fellatio.
"I was so backed up, I filled that bitch's throat with funny custard.
by M15745H1F74 January 31, 2024
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Custard Creaming

When you are going down on a girl and your munching down that sweet pussy, the act of custard creaming is when you crunch down the outa vaginal flap (like the biscuit) and then make your way to the centre where you get the cream.
by Sissoko July 27, 2019
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Custard

NOUN
1. Someone who is not talented at cussing.
2. Someone who cusses uncontrollably and often.
3. Someone who botches dessert recipes involving dairy and egg yolk.
4. Someone who gets rejected by urban dictionary.

5. Alternatively, someone who gets accepted by urban dictionary (honorific: synonymous with cus-genius)
6. Derogatory: Someone who has no sense of humor.
Informal usage: That guy is a General Custard (akin to being a Major Asshole).

Ancient proverb: a custard's last stand is never a pretty sight to behold.
by anonymous December 27, 2020
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custard guzzler

The term used for a person who likes the taste of sperm in large quantities...
God damn, she grabbed my dick , and sucked until the last drop was gone and no spills. She was a real custard guzzler!!!!
by 99p Shop November 30, 2016
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Rug Custard

When ejaculation is left on your partner's pubes.
"She was being grumpy so I slipped her a calming length and left her with Rug Custard"
by Braegan October 17, 2021
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custard

my friendly dragon is named custard in a poem "The Tale of Custard The Dragon"
by magck February 20, 2017
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